this post is TMI
Um so yesterday I went to GMA (my new company bebe!) to submit some of my requirements--obviously I've been lazing around too much at home rather than gathering all the things GMA needs from me XD--when the HR informed me that my medical exam isn't complete because I haven't submitted a stool sample when I went to get checked up.
(Ohai. Don't read this post while eating? Hurhur)
SO this morning I went back to the clinic bearing an itty bitty sample of my--well, stool--yes, all the way from home, yes of course it was in that plastic container thingy for urine and stool samples and I wrapped the container in millions of tissues and put it in like two plastic bags before I even attempted to bring it. I suppose I could have pooped there in the clinic instead, but really, the pressure! I'm SURE someone else has encountered this--you know, having to poop when you REALLY need to but you're unable to because you're FORCING yourself and your stool is probably saying, "I WON'T get out, bitch!" and holding on. I mean, I kind of encountered that when I went to get drug tested and the drug test lab people gave me a 60ml bottle and told me to FILL IT UP with urine. And don't you go telling me, 'what, it's just 60ml?' because YOU might think it's not a lot, until you're actually told to FILL IT.
So that ends my TMI quota for the day.
Let's move on to the memes! >D
Taken from cynicalism, 101 books to read before college. ...The sad thing is, the ones I read in this list--I've read in college. And after. I FAIL. And to think I consider myself a somewhat well-read person!
Beowulf
Achebe, Chinua Things Fall Apart
Agee, James A Death in the Family
Austen, Jane Pride and Prejudice [MR. DARCY ILU]
Baldwin, James Go Tell It on the Mountain
Beckett, Samuel Waiting for Godot
Bellow, Saul The Adventures of Augie March
Brontë, Charlotte Jane Eyre
Brontë, Emily Wuthering Heights
Camus, Albert The Stranger
Cather, Willa Death Comes for the Archbishop
Chaucer, Geoffrey The Canterbury Tales
Chekhov, Anton The Cherry Orchard
Chopin, Kate The Awakening
Conrad, Joseph Heart of Darkness
Cooper, James Fenimore The Last of the Mohicans
Crane, Stephen The Red Badge of Courage
Dante Inferno
de Cervantes, Miguel Don Quixote
Defoe, Daniel Robinson Crusoe
Dickens, Charles A Tale of Two Cities
Dostoyevsky, Fyodor Crime and Punishment [I CURSED THIS BOOK D< ]
Douglass, Frederick Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass
Dreiser, Theodore An American Tragedy
Dumas, Alexandre The Three Musketeers
Eliot, George The Mill on the Floss
Ellison, Ralph Invisible Man
Emerson, Ralph Waldo Selected Essays
Faulkner, William As I Lay Dying
Faulkner, William The Sound and the Fury
Fielding, Henry Tom Jones
Fitzgerald, F. Scott The Great Gatsby
Flaubert, Gustave Madame Bovary
Ford, Ford Madox The Good Soldier
Goethe, Johann Wolfgang von Faust
Golding, William Lord of the Flies
Hardy, Thomas Tess of the d'Urbervilles
Hawthorne, Nathaniel The Scarlet Letter
Heller, Joseph Catch 22
Hemingway, Ernest A Farewell to Arms
Homer The Iliad [YES, I READ THIS. EVERY FREAKIN' VERSE.]
Homer The Odyssey
Hugo, Victor The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Hurston, Zora Neale Their Eyes Were Watching God
Huxley, Aldous Brave New World
Ibsen, Henrik A Doll's House
James, Henry The Portrait of a Lady
James, Henry The Turn of the Screw
Joyce, James A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Kafka, Franz The Metamorphosis [I CRIED OVER THIS!]
Kingston, Maxine Hong The Woman Warrior
Lee, Harper To Kill a Mockingbird
Lewis, Sinclair Babbitt
London, Jack The Call of the Wild
Mann, Thomas The Magic Mountain
Marquez, Gabriel García One Hundred Years of Solitude
Melville, Herman Bartleby the Scrivener
Melville, Herman Moby Dick
Miller, Arthur The Crucible
Morrison, Toni Beloved
O'Connor, Flannery A Good Man is Hard to Find
O'Neill, Eugene Long Day's Journey into Night
Orwell, George Animal Farm
Pasternak, Boris Doctor Zhivago
Plath, Sylvia The Bell Jar
Poe, Edgar Allan Selected Tales
Proust, Marcel Swann's Way
Pynchon, Thomas The Crying of Lot 49
Remarque, Erich Maria All Quiet on the Western Front
Rostand, Edmond Cyrano de Bergerac
Roth, Henry Call It Sleep
Salinger, J.D. The Catcher in the Rye
Shakespeare, William Hamlet
Shakespeare, William Macbeth
Shakespeare, William A Midsummer Night's Dream
Shakespeare, William Romeo and Juliet
Shaw, George Bernard Pygmalion
Shelley, Mary Frankenstein
Silko, Leslie Marmon Ceremony
Solzhenitsyn, Alexander One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
Sophocles Antigone
Sophocles Oedipus Rex
Steinbeck, John The Grapes of Wrath
Stevenson, Robert Louis Treasure Island
Stowe, Harriet Beecher Uncle Tom's Cabin
Swift, Jonathan Gulliver's Travels
Thackeray, William Vanity Fair
Thoreau, Henry David Walden
Tolstoy, Leo War and Peace
Turgenev, Ivan Fathers and Sons
Twain, Mark The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Voltaire Candide
Vonnegut, Kurt Jr. Slaughterhouse-Five
Walker, Alice The Color Purple
Wharton, Edith The House of Mirth
Welty, Eudora Collected Stories
Whitman, Walt Leaves of Grass
Wilde, Oscar The Picture of Dorian Gray
Williams, Tennessee The Glass Menagerie
Woolf, Virginia To the Lighthouse
Wright, Richard Native Son
...PITIFUL. T__T
And another!
1. It begins with a list of all 26 letters of the alphabet.
2. Comment with something you want me to talk about that starts with one of those letters. Make me babble about anything -- TV shows, food, penguins, cheese. idk, be creative lol :D I'm sure you can think of something to make me talk about that would entertain you~
3. One topic per letter but you can grab as many letters as you want :D
4. I will post a new post talking about all 26 topics given to me!
So give me something to talk about, if you aren't tired of me babbling yet.
A
B
Chinchillas
Doughnuts
Ekai
F
Green tea
H
Ice cream
J
K
L
Massu
N
Osaka
P
Quotes
Room
S
Television
U
V
Wasabi
X
Y
Zombie
(Ohai. Don't read this post while eating? Hurhur)
SO this morning I went back to the clinic bearing an itty bitty sample of my--well, stool--yes, all the way from home, yes of course it was in that plastic container thingy for urine and stool samples and I wrapped the container in millions of tissues and put it in like two plastic bags before I even attempted to bring it. I suppose I could have pooped there in the clinic instead, but really, the pressure! I'm SURE someone else has encountered this--you know, having to poop when you REALLY need to but you're unable to because you're FORCING yourself and your stool is probably saying, "I WON'T get out, bitch!" and holding on. I mean, I kind of encountered that when I went to get drug tested and the drug test lab people gave me a 60ml bottle and told me to FILL IT UP with urine. And don't you go telling me, 'what, it's just 60ml?' because YOU might think it's not a lot, until you're actually told to FILL IT.
So that ends my TMI quota for the day.
Let's move on to the memes! >D
Taken from cynicalism, 101 books to read before college. ...The sad thing is, the ones I read in this list--I've read in college. And after. I FAIL. And to think I consider myself a somewhat well-read person!
Beowulf
Achebe, Chinua Things Fall Apart
Agee, James A Death in the Family
Austen, Jane Pride and Prejudice [MR. DARCY ILU]
Baldwin, James Go Tell It on the Mountain
Beckett, Samuel Waiting for Godot
Bellow, Saul The Adventures of Augie March
Brontë, Charlotte Jane Eyre
Brontë, Emily Wuthering Heights
Camus, Albert The Stranger
Cather, Willa Death Comes for the Archbishop
Chaucer, Geoffrey The Canterbury Tales
Chekhov, Anton The Cherry Orchard
Chopin, Kate The Awakening
Conrad, Joseph Heart of Darkness
Cooper, James Fenimore The Last of the Mohicans
Crane, Stephen The Red Badge of Courage
Dante Inferno
de Cervantes, Miguel Don Quixote
Defoe, Daniel Robinson Crusoe
Dickens, Charles A Tale of Two Cities
Dostoyevsky, Fyodor Crime and Punishment [I CURSED THIS BOOK D< ]
Douglass, Frederick Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass
Dreiser, Theodore An American Tragedy
Dumas, Alexandre The Three Musketeers
Eliot, George The Mill on the Floss
Ellison, Ralph Invisible Man
Emerson, Ralph Waldo Selected Essays
Faulkner, William As I Lay Dying
Faulkner, William The Sound and the Fury
Fielding, Henry Tom Jones
Fitzgerald, F. Scott The Great Gatsby
Flaubert, Gustave Madame Bovary
Ford, Ford Madox The Good Soldier
Goethe, Johann Wolfgang von Faust
Golding, William Lord of the Flies
Hardy, Thomas Tess of the d'Urbervilles
Hawthorne, Nathaniel The Scarlet Letter
Heller, Joseph Catch 22
Hemingway, Ernest A Farewell to Arms
Homer The Iliad [YES, I READ THIS. EVERY FREAKIN' VERSE.]
Homer The Odyssey
Hugo, Victor The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Hurston, Zora Neale Their Eyes Were Watching God
Huxley, Aldous Brave New World
Ibsen, Henrik A Doll's House
James, Henry The Portrait of a Lady
James, Henry The Turn of the Screw
Joyce, James A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Kafka, Franz The Metamorphosis [I CRIED OVER THIS!]
Kingston, Maxine Hong The Woman Warrior
Lee, Harper To Kill a Mockingbird
Lewis, Sinclair Babbitt
London, Jack The Call of the Wild
Mann, Thomas The Magic Mountain
Marquez, Gabriel García One Hundred Years of Solitude
Melville, Herman Bartleby the Scrivener
Melville, Herman Moby Dick
Miller, Arthur The Crucible
Morrison, Toni Beloved
O'Connor, Flannery A Good Man is Hard to Find
O'Neill, Eugene Long Day's Journey into Night
Orwell, George Animal Farm
Pasternak, Boris Doctor Zhivago
Plath, Sylvia The Bell Jar
Poe, Edgar Allan Selected Tales
Proust, Marcel Swann's Way
Pynchon, Thomas The Crying of Lot 49
Remarque, Erich Maria All Quiet on the Western Front
Rostand, Edmond Cyrano de Bergerac
Roth, Henry Call It Sleep
Salinger, J.D. The Catcher in the Rye
Shakespeare, William Hamlet
Shakespeare, William Macbeth
Shakespeare, William A Midsummer Night's Dream
Shakespeare, William Romeo and Juliet
Shaw, George Bernard Pygmalion
Shelley, Mary Frankenstein
Silko, Leslie Marmon Ceremony
Solzhenitsyn, Alexander One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
Sophocles Antigone
Sophocles Oedipus Rex
Steinbeck, John The Grapes of Wrath
Stevenson, Robert Louis Treasure Island
Stowe, Harriet Beecher Uncle Tom's Cabin
Swift, Jonathan Gulliver's Travels
Thackeray, William Vanity Fair
Thoreau, Henry David Walden
Tolstoy, Leo War and Peace
Turgenev, Ivan Fathers and Sons
Twain, Mark The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Voltaire Candide
Vonnegut, Kurt Jr. Slaughterhouse-Five
Walker, Alice The Color Purple
Wharton, Edith The House of Mirth
Welty, Eudora Collected Stories
Whitman, Walt Leaves of Grass
Wilde, Oscar The Picture of Dorian Gray
Williams, Tennessee The Glass Menagerie
Woolf, Virginia To the Lighthouse
Wright, Richard Native Son
...PITIFUL. T__T
And another!
1. It begins with a list of all 26 letters of the alphabet.
2. Comment with something you want me to talk about that starts with one of those letters. Make me babble about anything -- TV shows, food, penguins, cheese. idk, be creative lol :D I'm sure you can think of something to make me talk about that would entertain you~
3. One topic per letter but you can grab as many letters as you want :D
4. I will post a new post talking about all 26 topics given to me!
So give me something to talk about, if you aren't tired of me babbling yet.
A
B
Chinchillas
Doughnuts
Ekai
F
Green tea
H
Ice cream
J
K
L
Massu
N
Osaka
P
Quotes
Room
S
Television
U
V
Wasabi
X
Y
Zombie