Writer's Block: Last Call
I'd call my kids and tell them I have loved them since the moment they began to exist, but I knew the true meaning of happiness the moment I laid eyes on both of them. That they have made my life richer and so beautiful by existing and letting me know the people they are growing up to be. And that when they grow up I want them to make smart decisions and be happy for goodness sake! Oh, and don't spend all the insurance money until after they go to college.
And I would tell them they better clean their room because I'll be watching.
And I would tell them they better clean their room because I'll be watching.