some facts about Chuck Norris.
1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
3. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
4. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
5. The leading causes of death in America are: 1. heart disease 2. Chuck Norris and 3. cancer
6. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
7. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
8. Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
9. Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
10. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
11. Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
12. An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
2. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
3. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
4. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
5. The leading causes of death in America are: 1. heart disease 2. Chuck Norris and 3. cancer
6. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
7. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
8. Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
9. Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
10. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
11. Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
12. An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.