The Hobbit is Shaved!

Jan 29, 2005 12:54

Eular sneaks in, possibly unnoticed by Xaan. He sits in a corner, silent.

You watches the hobbit out of the corner of her eye, making no movement towards him ... yet.

Eular steps out of the corner, obviously rehersing a speech to give Xaandria. He takes his seat, going over the words in his head.

Eular stands up, exclaiming, "You can cut any hair above my waist, none lower. One thousand gold, no more no less, and that goes for hair too, understood?"

You grins as she turns to face the hobbit, "That wasn't the deal. You agreed to two thousand gold for all the hair and I keep any body parts that fall off."

Eular shakes his head. "Reformatting the deal. No hair lower than my waist, half the gold of the earlier agreement.

You wrinkles her nose as she ponders the idea for a moment then shakes her head, "I would rather not reformat the deal. It was going quite well just as it was."

Eular smiles a bit, obviously having his own though running through his head. "Alright, earlier deal, same amount of gold. Take out that dagger..."

Eular took off ragged shirt.

Eular took off ragged pants.

Eular winces, thinking of the pain.

Saerithia raises a brow as she sips her wine, eyeing Xaandria and Eular curiously.

Eular shudders a bit as he feels Saerithia gazing upon his nude body.

You grins at Eular, "Now that's better but we're left with one question. Should I get drunk first or just blindfold myself?"

Eular said to you, "That was not part of the deal, but, go on."

Saerithia blinks at the hobbit, then shakes her head and turns away. She fixates her gaze upon Nasada for a moment, then yawns and lays her head upon the table before her.

You said to Eular, "I'm usually drunk when I do this but I'll just blindfold myself although that could be a bit painful. Last person I shaved while blindfolded ended up being maimed."

Eular said to you, "I have a trick up my sleeve...go on."

You shrugs at Eular then reaches for the dagger once more, "You sure you're ready for this?"

Eular nods. "Ready."

Eular feels a bit embarassed as Xaan made him strip naked.

Durazna looked at Eular.

Durazna gasps at the sight of Eular completely naked, quickly darting her eyes to the floor. A flush rises up her face.

Saerithia growls softly as she watches Alexia leave, whilst muttering to herself, "..Whore..." She smirks bitterly, then removes herself from her chair. She sighs heavily and makes her way outside.

You pulls the small dagger towards the hobbit and grins as her eyes close. She runs the dull blade over his skin, not really knowing where she's shaving. When the weapon comes across a small bump on his body, she applies pressure. After a few more strokes of the blade, Xaan pulls back and opens her eyes with a small grin on her face.

Eular is completely bare of pubic hair, yet his reproductive organ is still there, intact. He points to his head, saying, "Up here now."

You shrugs and closes her eyes again as she moves the dagger towards his head. Not caring on being careful now, she quickly runs the blade along the skin unsure if she's actually shaving him now or not.

Eular smiles as the little spell his friend used worked, if it didn't he would be on the floor bleeding.

You swipes the blade quickly across the hobbit's face before sitting back in her chair, "Now..all better."

Eular has his shoulder nicked by the dull blade. He notices a chunk of hair fall to the ground and shrugs, knowing that's all that came off. He made out good now, having his manly parts and all. He tilts his head abit, hopefully causing his goatee to dodge the rusty blade.

You tosses a small bag at the hobbit, "Next time we'll get body parts to fall."

Eular falls to the floor, his face bleeding. He looks in terror at his bloodstained hands. Quickly he collapses, slowly reaching into his pouch and withdrawing his lucky coin. Clutching it tightly, his wound heals, yet pain is still there. He stands up, wincing and holding out a hand for the gold as he dresses himself.

Eular pockets the gold. The hobbit runs to the other side, knowing full well the spell was broken by a magic user in the room. He glances around to find any mage or such.
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