Wacky Weddings?

[dakinisdemons]

Cira nods to Dakini.

Shinnan sniffs Azzy's stomach, a grin lighting up her features, "They smell scrumptious!"

You waves nervously towards Cira then starts to make her way back out of the Glade.

Azalea grins toothily, "They'd better."

Magik looked at you.

Jarrysn whispered something to Azalea.

Seirac raises a brow as he eyes Azalea's belly then looks to Shin. " The family grows more each month I think dear. "

Jarrysn said, "No auntie-in-law? I must have knocked her unconscious with those peanuts."

Shinnan said to you, "Come... stay! Join us in the festivities!"

Shinnan said to Seirac, "We are Lyastri... What else would you expect? *grins*"

Cira said to you, "No hiding."

You turns towards Shinnan then quietly takes a seat away from everyone, not quite sure what to think yet.

Cira frowns at Dakini.

Seirac said to Shinnan, "The more the merrier. * nods and smiles *"

Azalea jabs at her smelly cousin's arm, nose wrinkling all the while.

Jarrysn looked at Shinnan.

You ducks down in her seat slightly as she spots Cira's frown.

Jarrysn looked at Seirac.

Jarrysn just saw a naked man.

Seirac looked at Jarrysn.

Magik blinks at Azalea, "Hm?"

Shinnan looks quite satisfied as Dakini takes a seat, and wanders over to her, dragging that seat clear up to the front of the glade, Dakini and all.

Azalea pinches Magik, emitting a playful growl before pouncing him.

You blinks then quickly scampers from her seat to find another one towards the back of the Glade, making sure she is far away from everyone.

Shinnan repeats her previous performance, so Dakini is once more at the front of the glade. She then moves all the seats to the front. Damn that stubborn Lyastri!

Magik ughs then rolls away to the side.

Seirac grins at Jarrysn and points to Shin. " She started the nakedness. "

You studies Shinnan curiously for a moment then grins as she quickly runs to the back of the Glade once more, finding a nice large stone to sit on. Quite happy with herself now, she nods towards the woman.

Jarrysn said to Seirac, "Seems to be the thing to do at the craz...I mean, Lyastri weddings. "

Seirac said to Shinnan, "Rope?? * eyes Dakini before looking back to you *"

Azalea snorts at her cousin before sinking her teeth into his ear, emitting yet another playful growl.

Shinnan snickers quietly and winks to Dakini, "You I like..."

Seirac said to Jarrysn, "She started it long ago.. I'm just following suit."

You sits on the rock all quiet like and flashes a small grin at Shinnan.

Magik winces then sighs, "Please. Stop."

Shinnan tackles Crisiant and smothers her in loving licks and smooches, "Crisi dear!"

Crisiant acks as she is knocked onto her rear end but promptly showers Shinny in smooches of her own. "My Shinny!"

Istrak appears from the south.

Azalea huffs at Magik, retreating to her husband's side as she pouts ruefully.

Cira giggles at her mother.

Istrak said, "Whoa...A glade..."

Shinnan grins to Istrak.

Seirac streaks past Istrak with a cheesy smile. " And naked people too! "

Shinnan purrs happily to Crisiant, "How goes deary?"

You clamps her hands over her eyes, avoiding all the naked people.

Istrak simply blinks at Seirac's comment. "I like my clothes..."

Magik isn't naked! He has a smelly speedo on!

Jarrysn is glad he's black, blends into the shadows and all that good stuff.

Azalea seems to have misplaced her husband?

Shinnan looks Istrak over and smiles, all sweet like.

Seirac holds out a leash to Azalea while grinning?

Crisiant said to Shinnan, "Oh it goes, alright. How about for you?"

Crisiant looked at Shinnan.

Shinnan said to Crisiant, "Well... I'm about to get married.. I suppose I'm alright?"

Crisiant looked at Seirac.

Seirac said to Magik, "We did'nt have a batchlor party you know.."

Seirac looked at Crisiant.

Magik sits down in a chair as far away as possible, without moving any of them.

Cira said to Crisiant, "I'm getting married too. But...not today."

Crisiant said to Shinnan, "Brave woman you are. I doubt I could ever get married. *smirks*"

Crisiant said to Cira, "Oh...? When?"

Cira said to Shinnan, "We should marry my mommy to someone!"

Cira said to Crisiant, "I've no idea."

Shinnan said to Crisiant, "*grins* True... I can't see you doing that..."

Seirac playfull drapes an arm over Crisiants shoulders. " Because you never met me before Shin did. "

Magik said to Seirac, "Had I known the wedding was today.."

Jarrysn said to Azalea, "I have something I need to do, Azzy."

Shinnan bites Seirac, viciously, "That's my Crisi!"

Seirac said to Magik, "I did'nt know till a few minutes before, when I brought the idea up to her."

Magik said to Seirac, "Ah..I see."

Jarrysn said to Shinnan, "Congratulations, ma'am. "

Seirac pouts the nibbles his Shinnan back.

Crisiant grins and Shinnan. "Then again, no man has stuck about long enough for me to try." Her attention shifts to Seirac as he puts his arm about her, eyebrow arching.

Azalea nods quietly, attempting to hide her pout behind a cute smile, "Sure.."

Seirac said to Magik, "Guess I have time for a fast one.."

Crisiant said to Cira, "I see."

Shinnan nods to Jarrysn, glancing to her daughter.

Seirac slams an ale then blows on one of those roll up paper noise makers.. " Ok.. batchlor party done. "

Shinnan said to Cira, "Fabulous idea! I will marry her!"

Jarrysn plants a goodbye kiss on his wife's lips before nodding curtly to the gathered.

Seirac drank an ale.

Jarrysn exits south.

Azalea offers her mother a meek smile as she slides on over to join her cousin.

Magik just eyes Seirac.

Crisiant said to Shinnan, "You marry me?"

Shinnan said to Crisiant, "Of course!"

Cira said to Shinnan, "But then what about Seirac? Maybe Magik should marry her."

Seirac said to Shinnan, "Then who am I to marry if your marrying her?"

Shinnan licks Serfius' cheek and grins, "Greetings deary..."

Magik said to Cira, "Nope. I'm taken..I think."

You hides behind the big rock she's been sitting on, becoming slightly terrorified of getting married!

Shinnan said to Seirac, "You..."

Cira said to Magik, "Pfft!"

Shinnan said to Cira, "I was going to marry you to the smelly one!"

Crisiant said to Shinnan, "Speaking of marriages, someone is looking for you. Has it in his mind that I'm beautiful and wants a 'relationship' with me. I sent him your way so you could have fun scaring him off. *grins innocently*"

Shinnan winks to Magik.

Cira said to Shinnan, "Noo! I'm marrying Vladimire!"

Crisiant said to Shinnan, "Must you?"

Cira said to Serfius, "Marry my mommy!"

You peeks out from behind the rock to see Shinnan pointing at her then quickly ducks back down.

Cira giggles insanely.

Shinnan said to Crisiant, "Sure!"

Seirac ate a venison.

Serfius said to Cira, "Um.."

Cira said to Serfius, "*points to Crisiant* Marry her."

Magik will be right back, "I'll be right back!" The Lyastri hops up then dives into the water pool. He takes off his speedo then wringed it out onto the ground. Being smart enough to not dirty up the pool, he cups one hand while holding the speedo with the other. Magik splashes the speedo a couple times then wringes it out once more. After getting out and stuffing some rose pedals into the speedo, he puts it on then returns to his seat.

Crisiant huffs at Shinnan.

Serfius said to Cira, "I know who your mommy is."

Istrak comes back! For a second, at least.

Serfius said to Cira, "Sort of random, no?"

Cira said to Serfius, "Not random if you were listening to Shin. *nods* Marry her!"

Seirac said to Shinnan, "I suppose I'll have to drain the pool and refill it, then bless it afterwards now that that speedo has been in there."

Shinnan snickers as she watches her nephew.

Crisiant said to Serfius, "Not with the state of mind they are in."

Shinnan said to Seirac, "Self purifying pool.... Has to be like that, for Kaethy's goldfish..."

Magik shifts his rear side to side a couple times that pokes his tongue out at Seirac, "You're jealous."

Serfius said to Crisiant, "The zany and sporadic state of mind?"

Seirac secretly eyes the goldfish and thinks he has found his new bait pond for when he goes fishing.

Magik oocly fixes a very funny/disturbing typo!

Shinnan thwaps Seirac up alongside the head, sensing his thoughts.

Crisiant said to Serfius, "The Lyastri way."

Seirac said to Magik, "Yes I know.. I just want a speedo too!"

Azalea will oocly be right back.

Magik said to Seirac, "I knew it!"

Istrak looked at Shinnan.

Istrak looked at Serfius.

You told Nexx, "*whimpers quietly* Are people always trying to marry others off here?"

Cira looked at Serfius.

Nexx told you, "I am unsure what you mean, quiet one."

Seirac oocly must do something for a few, but shall be back.

Shinnan poses with Serfy.

You told Nexx, "I was wandering around and came across a few people. Now there is one talking about marrying everyone to someone else that is here."

Magik said, "Akward silence.."

Istrak said, "Spooky..."

Shinnan said to Crisiant, "Do you?"

Crisiant grins to Shinnan.

Shinnan takes the grin as a yes.

Shinnan does too!

Crisiant said to Shinnan, "Do I what?"

Nexx told you, "Then they are a fool. I for one seek no hand to guide me, none to walk beside me."

Shinnan declares Crisiant and herself wife and Lyastri!

Crisiant dies.

Istrak looked at Shinnan.

You told Nexx, "I was about to leave but they told me to stay so I did. I tried to sit away from everyone and this woman moved me and my chair to the front. I found another chair and she moved it with all the others. So I found a nice big rock to hide behind. *she grows even quieter now* And none of them are wearing clothes!"

Shinnan snickers, insanely.

You peeks out from her hiding spot again and blinks.

You looked at Shinnan.

Crisiant said to Shinnan, "I love you too."

Nexx told you, "Some new cult, perhaps?"

You watches all the talk of people marrying one another off and decides it's best if she doesn't get married. She twist the ring on her finger a few times then finally manages to slide it off, tucking it away safely.

Shinnan said to Crisiant, "You better lovey... *winks* And of course I love you muchly."

You told Nexx, "I don't know but I am not getting married after witnessing this."

Cira giggles.

Cira looked at Crisiant.

Crisiant said to Shinnan, "I don't have to have your babies, do I? I think I got enough of them."

Cira looked at Shinnan.

Serfius looked at Crisiant.

Yinepu told you, "Is Shinnan someone I should be messing with?"

Shinnan said to Crisiant, "No... I think between us we've got plenty... "

Cira wants to be married to someone!

Nexx told you, "I don't believe that is the case of all marriage ceremonies."

Crisiant said to Shinnan, "Serfius is off the hook then?"

You told Yinepu, "*quietly* I don't know but if she's anything like the woman here trying to marry everyone to someone else, I wouldn't!"

Serfius laughs at Crisiant and Shinnan.

Shinnan said to Crisiant, "He can join us in wedded bliss if he'd like... *looks him over*"

Shinnan said to Serfius, "Would you like?"

You told Nexx, "I don't care. I've seen enough to know that I don't want to get married. This is scary!"

Crisiant flirtatiously blows Serfius a kiss.

Cira eeks and looks around for anyone suitable for marriage.

Shinnan takes Serfy's silence as a yes.

Magik pulls a goldfish out from his speedo and eats it.

Magik ate a goldfish.

Cira looked at Serfius.

Istrak looked at Magik.

Crisiant looked at Serfius.

Cira looked at Crisiant.

Cira looked at Serfius.

Shinnan declares the three wed.

Magik looked at Istrak.

Cira dies.

You took off platinum-banded engagement-ring.

Serfius said, "I'd rather not.."

You looked at Serfius.

Crisiant looked at Shinnan.

Nexx told you, "Then I suppose this is further cause not to pursue identifying the contents of the vial."

Yinepu told you, "Hmm..."

Serfius said, "Ah, I thought you meant some random person."

Crisiant said to Serfius, "Too late, darling."

You told Nexx, "I don't know anymore. I don't know what's going on. *sighs*"

Istrak dashes off, afore he's wed!

Serfius smirks, "This isn't bad at all.."

Istrak exits south.

Cira thinks too many of her relatives are around for her to marry anybody..

You told Yinepu, "I have decided I'm not getting married now! Not after witnessing all this."

Magik looked at Serfius.

Yinepu told you, "Witnessing all of what?"

Magik said to Serfius, "Uncle Serfy?"

Nexx told you, "Nalsatu informed me he had acquired a supposed antidote... I assumed that meant my services were not needed. If you care not to pursue your relationship with Nalsatu, that is just further cause. "

Serfius said to Magik, "Really? I guess so."

Cira said to Serfius, "Does that make you my stepfather? *snickers*"

Cira said to Shinnan, "And what does that make you, to me?"

You told Yinepu, "This woman marrying everyone. So far she's married another woman and some man. Plus she's been trying to marry everyone here to someone else."

Magik said to Crisiant, "Auntie Crisi?"

Shinnan makes note to ca

Shinnan makes note to something!

You told Nexx, "*sighs* All I know is after witnessing all this, I want no part of anymore weddings."

Shinnan said to Cira, "Makes me something? *giggles*"

Serfius said to Cira, "I guess it does."

Crisiant said to Magik, "Indeed!"

Cira said to Shinnan, "My other mommy? *giggles*"

Serfius said to Cira, "I think Shinnan is your stepmother.."

Magik said to Cira, "ooo! Another cousin!"

Crisiant said to Serfius, "I'm not having any more of your kids."

Cira said to Magik, "Oooh! Cousin!"

Cira said to Serfius, "Mebbe."

Shinnan snickers.

Serfius said to Crisiant, "I didn't ask, but... Why not?"

Shinnan eyes Magik, and then Dakini.

Magik said to Shinnan, "Are you still marrying Seirac..?"

You catches Shinnan glancing at her and quickly ducks behind her rock again.

Shinnan said to Magik, "Of course!"

Crisiant said to Serfius, "Isn't one enough plus there is the you leaving factor."

Shinnan said to you, "I see you over there deary... Come out and play with us... I promise I won't bite."

Magik looks over to where Shinnan was looking, "Oh no! I'm not marrying a rock!"

Serfius said, "Hmmph."

Nexx told you, "Nalsatu will not be pleased. But no matter -- it is your choice, not his."

Cira hmms.

Crisiant said to Serfius, "Good enough?"

Magik said, "So..Does that mean Uncle Serfius will have a husband too?!"

You pokes her head out from the rock cautiously.

You told Nexx, "You would have to see this in order to understand. Now she's eyeing me!"

Serfius said to Cira, "Yeah."

Crisiant said to Magik, "Not sure.."

Cira said to Shinnan, "There she is!"

Shinnan beckons Dakini over, a warm smile gliding across her lips, "Come, join us... I'm Shinnan... And this is my family..."

Serfius makes that last comment in Crisiant's direction.

Nexx told you, "And where is this taking place?"

Nexx told you, "For that matter, why do you not simply leave?"

You climbs back on top the rock and holds on for dear life.

Magik oocly points out that he can talk like that little blue monster called Stitch and can say 'this is my family' just like him!

You told Nexx, "At a Glade in the forest. I tried to leave but was caught by the one called Shinnan. Now she's introducing me to her family for some odd reason."

Crisiant said to Serfius, "And I don't know about a honeymoon either."

Serfius said to Crisiant, "That's no fun."

Crisiant said to Serfius, "You're no fun. *smirks*"

Shinnan gave 1 platinum wedding-band to Serfius.

Shinnan gave 1 platinum wedding-band to Crisiant.

Cira looked at Serfius.

Crisiant put on platinum wedding-band.

Nexx told you, "which forest? Hollow has many"

You told Nexx, "The one close to Kelay. I went looking for a flower shop and walked in on a few people."

Serfius claps his hands to gather attention, "Alright, lets honeymoon now, before another guy is added to the mix!"

Yinepu told you, "Marriage...Love...I need none of that."

You told Yinepu, "I don't want it now. It's scary and the one called Shinnan keeps eyeing me."

Magik hides his eyes, "Make it quick!"

Nexx appears from the south.

Serfius put on platinum wedding-band.

Cira /covers her eyes...and her ears...

You climbs off her rock again and hides behind it.

Crisiant blinks.

Magik sniffs the air then looks to the entrance way.

Magik looked at Nexx.

Shinnan chuckles quietly as she watches Dakini.

Yinepu told you, "Hmm...I dunno then."

Cira looked at Nexx.

Magik shrugs then hides his eyes once more.

Crisiant said to Serfius, "Uhh.."

Shinnan honeymoons her new hubby!

Nexx emerges quietly, shrouded in shadow and drow-chain, a smirk of sardonic delight barely notable beneath the cowl of his piwafwi.

You told Yinepu, "But I'm hiding behind a big rock."

Crisiant is a horrible wife and doesn't.

Serfius chuckles, "Shouldn't we derobe?"

Shinnan is already skyclad!

Serfius almost makes a remark about pie toward Crisiant.

Shinnan said to Crisiant, "We need to get him used to the whole Lyastri way methinks..."

You peeks out from the rock once more before promptly going back into hiding.

Crisiant said to Shinnan, "You try getting him used to anything he doesn't want to get used to, it just won't happen."

Jarrysn appears from the south.

Crisiant took off rusty dagger.

Serfius looks at both Crisiant and Shinnan, "I'm standing right here.."

Jarrysn said, "How'd things go?"

Shinnan said to Serfius, "Want to get used to the Lyastri way? Or just be baffled by me all the time, lover. *snickers*"

Crisiant said to Serfius, "And I'm standing overhere. *grins*"

Jarrysn looked at Nexx.

Serfius said to Shinnan, "Ease me into it."

Magik said, "It sure is quiet at the Glade..again."

Shinnan grins to Serfy, "I'll ease you..."

Nexx slowly shakes his head as he scans the gathering -- obviously unperturbed by the racier aspects of it -- and turns to leave without saying a word.

Crisiant said to Shinnan, "I think you'll be his favorite. *chuckles*"

Crisiant looked at Nexx.

Cira said to Nexx, "Boo!"

Crisiant curiously eyes Nexx.

Crisiant said to Nexx, "And you are?"

Shinnan snickers quietly to Crisiant, "But you're the sexiest..."

Shinnan looked at Serfius.

Crisiant said to Shinnan, "I disagree."

Nexx pauses at Crisiant's question, and hisses out but one word. "Nexx." At which point, the drow vampire passes back into the forest, and away from this place.

Nexx exits south.

Shinnan said to Crisiant, "You have to be the favorite... See, I can't be, as my heart still yearns for my old love... "

You told Nexx, "See...they're all crazy here."

Magik slowly stands then stretches his 3/4 naked body, "Ah..'Tis been fun!" He yawns then says, "Good night to all of my family and one of my friend's that is here."

Crisiant hmms thoughtfully to herself, her gaze remaining focused on the direction Nexx departed.

Nexx told you, "Then leave, Dakini -- simple as that."

Crisiant said to Serfius, "Who is the favorite?"

Shinnan blows Magik a loving Aunty smooch.

Azalea looked at Jarrysn.

You told Nexx, "I do and they will stop me again. I'll just stay behind my rock until it's over."

Magik grins then nods to Shinnan, "Have fun!"

Magik does the sexy blue flame poof thing.

Crisiant looked at Shinnan.

Nexx told you, "Are you suggesting they are holding you captive, then?"

You told Nexx, "I wouldn't say that. I just don't want to take that chance. As long as she doesn't try to marry me to someone, I will be fine."

Serfius said to Crisiant, "I have to choose a favorite now?"

Crisiant said to Serfius, "Yes."

Azalea looked at Shinnan.

Yinepu told you, "Big rock?"

Serfius said, "Well though I like you both very much, I'd have to say that Crisiant is my favorite."

Shinnan grins happily and all blushing bride like to her darling daughter.

Jarrysn looked at Shinnan.

Shinnan is quite happy with Serf's choice.

Link appears from the south.

Azalea giggles before stomping upon her husband's foot.

You told Yinepu, "Yes. Shinnan kept moving the chairs up close to everyone so I found a big rock to hide behind. I'm hoping she is done trying to marry everyone to someone else now."

Jarrysn lets out an, "Ooof!" sound.

Crisiant flashes Serfius a happy smile, blowing him another kiss.

Crisiant said to Shinnan, "Guess I was wrong."

Serfius catches it..or something

Yinepu told you, "Ah, I see. Anyways, I must part. Talk to you later."

Jarrysn looked at Crisiant.

Jarrysn looked at Serfius.

You told Yinepu, "Okay."

Shinnan said to Crisiant, "See! *snickers*"

Jarrysn said to Azalea, "Me?"

Azalea said to Jarrysn, "Meanie."

Azalea sniffles and clings to her mother.

Shinnan cuddles her darling daughter.

Crisiant casually slides on over to Serfius’ side.

Serfius casually as well as subtly puts his arm around Crisiant as she slides.

Shinnan pronounces Serf and Crisi now honeymooned, neither casually, or subtly!

Serfius chuckles.

Crisiant snickers at Shinnan and her lack of casualness. "I doubt he considers this a honeymoon."

Jarrysn looked at Link.

Shinnan grins to Crisiant.

Azalea waddles on over to her hubby and gives him a big smooch!

Crisiant arches a brow at Azalea. "I thought he was just a 'meanie'?"

Azalea said to Crisiant, "Oh, he was."

Jarrysn returns the smooch before addressing Crisiant, "She can't resist me, step mum-in-law?"

Shinnan wanders over to Dakini's rock and curls up behind it next to her, settling in for a short nap.

Crisiant grins at Jarrysn as she rests her head against Serf's shoulder. "Apparently not."

You twitches as Shinnan curls up next to her then scoots back a bit so she doesn't disturb the woman.

Crisiant looked at you.

Shinnan leaps to her feet, smooches her daughter, husband and wife, and what the hell, Dakini too, then retreats to hunt for a bit.

Shinnan exits south.

You blinks from being smooched and decides it's time to wander around some more.