Name Change

[dakinisdemons]

Solaris 3000: People named Kim are all enemies.
DakinisDemon: I'm not your enemy!
DakinisDemon: And the person that told me to slap you isn't named Kim.
Solaris 3000: You're an enemy if you're named Kim!
DakinisDemon: Okay, I'll change my name!
Solaris 3000: You do that!
Solaris 3000: Change it to Steve!
DakinisDemon: I will.
DakinisDemon: Cool!
DakinisDemon: Now I'm Steve!
Solaris 3000: You're Steve!
DakinisDemon: Yay!
DakinisDemon: Wait!!!!
DakinisDemon: I need a middle name now.
Solaris 3000: Your middle name is Zidane.
DakinisDemon: Eeeewwwwww!
DakinisDemon: I dun like that one.
DakinisDemon: Try again.
Solaris 3000: M'kay...
Solaris 3000: Your new middle name is...
Solaris 3000: Arby Sauce
DakinisDemon: Wheee!
DakinisDemon: Steve Arby Sauce!