4th Wall - [Action]

[dakingofawesome]

[Maybe if he just SITS here, in front of the fountain, all these weird people will just go away if he wills them away REALLY HARD.]

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[notthiscastle]

[How strange. There appears to be melodious humming in the area.

Who could this be and why are they exploring this new world in such excitement?]

[dakingofawesome]

[He knows that humming. HE KNOWS THAT HUMMING.

He stalks towards it slowly and with all the subtlety of a rockslide.]

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[notthiscastle]

[The fresh white snow is captivating, as is the new town. Funny, she didn't remember going on a journey or a vacation recently...]

[notthiscastle]

[And then the shadow falls over her. The very large and familiar shadow.

The princess turns and gives an equally familiar,]

Oh!

[dakingofawesome]

[Ah, now isn't this an all too familiar scenario?]

Bwa ha ha ha ha! Welcome to Luceti, princess! Now you're mine! [Just gonna snatch you up, k.]

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[notthiscastle]

[Luceti, doesn't that sound quaint.

Familiar, indeed. However, sir koopa there is something that must also be taken into account.

This is also Brawl Peach and at that grab?]

[notthiscastle]

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[dakingofawesome]

[This, however, is not at all the sadly pitiful Bowser from Brawl. So when she suddenly thrusts her bottom into him, he doesn't go flying. Rather, he looks rather bewildered.]

... what.

[notthiscastle]

[She's a bit bewildered herself. That always works, to some extent.]

...

[HM. OKAY. UM. SO.

TEA AT YOUR PLACE? Y?]

[dakingofawesome]

What was that for!?

[Seriously woman, you never do this to him. Except for that one time... when you threw him across the Mushroom Kingdom for being annoying, which wasn't all that long ago, but STILL.]

[notthiscastle]

[She's a bit spoiled, considering she has the ability to kick your ass where she comes from.

And now you're yelling at her?

If you're going to kidnap her you could set some standards.

How many years has it been?]

[dakingofawesome]

[He feels so betrayed here, okay. He hasn't been this upset since that one time you defeated him with emotions. So after getting over his annoyance, he'll try to seize her again, especially since she's not being very chatty.]

Now don't try doing that again or I'll make you regret it, princess!

[notthiscastle]

[This particular one has never been a big talker actually. On occasion a mumbler, but not much else no.

Sigh, welp, back to same ol' same ol'.

...wait.]

Ah!

[She'll straighten up and pull her trademark stance, however it looks odd as her umbrella is missing. Have you seen it, Bowser?]

[dakingofawesome]

[Nope. But after Super Princess Peach and Paper Mario, she is not allowed to have any suspicious umbrellas. They are nothing but annoying.

He is not going to let a little something like her posing stop him though.]

[notthiscastle]

[Well. It's not like she had anything else to do today. She can wait for Mario to come get her eventually.

Let's get the show on the road.]

[dakingofawesome]

[This is the quietest kidnapping ever, but whatever. He's going to drag her over to the Koopa Manor which is, sadly, ever so lacking in lava. All it has for now is a falling spike ceiling trap at the entrance, as well as a Chain Chomp tethered at the front door.]