4th Wall - [Action]

[dakingofawesome]

[Maybe if he just SITS here, in front of the fountain, all these weird people will just go away if he wills them away REALLY HARD.]

Comments

[thejournalinme]

Right, just sit there, in the open and public eye. I'm sure no one will comment you that way.

[She's amused at you, okay?]

[dakingofawesome]

[FROWN.]

Comment me? What?

[thejournalinme]

You know, reply to you. Talk to you. If you wanted to avoid attention you would have done better by keeping yourself from the public eye.

[dakingofawesome]

Me? HIDE? BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

The great Koopa King doesn't hide from a bunch of losers!

[thejournalinme]

Let me guess, he'll just sit here and will said losers to go away really hard, right?

[dakingofawesome]

What? No! Anyone with half a brain will just leave me alone. [because he's a big scary dragoturtle.]

[thejournalinme]

It doesn't seem to have worked so far.

[dakingofawesome]

Yeah, well maybe I need to make an exactly out of someone! Now where can I find a volunteer? [Maybe you. He starts stalking in her direction.]

[thejournalinme]

You need a volunteer? Why don't you go and Google it to find one?

[dakingofawesome]

I don't know any Google, but I've already found one!

[Gonna go and grab her now.]

[ownseverything]

[AND NOW GOOGLE, LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING, APPEARS. And he's riding on his pet T-Rex, Stan. The ground shakes, water ripples, etc.

Hold on!]

Hey, what's your name, turtle-guy?! [He looks familiar. ...But Googling "dragon turtles"> just produced mixed results]

[dakingofawesome]

[... nice dinosaur.]

Bowser. Now beat it, loser!

[thejournalinme]

[Nice dinosaur indeed. Don't mind the girl going just a bit closer to the giant dinosaur.]

[ownseverything]

[And he uses Google Fight to compare "Bowser" and "Livejournal." As you can see, the winner is Bwoser. Google nods from his dinosaur, confident Lj is the winner here]

...Why should I?

[dakingofawesome]

Because I'll make a snack out of your pet!

[ownseverything]

[lol that typo ANYWAY. What-]

Stan won't lose to you! [He doesn't even need to Google Fight that]