Comments | dakingofawesome: World 1-1 [Action]

dakingofawesome

World 1-1 [Action]

Nov 06, 2010 00:34

[Books? WHAT ARE BOOKS FOR ( Read more... )

Back to all threads

loyal_arrows November 6 2010, 06:13:12 UTC

[Aldo was just going to the store to pick up some food.

When he gets there, though, there’s a giant hole in it. And when he peers in, he muffles a rather tiny squeak when he spots the giant monster that made it.

Oh dear why did he leave his bow at his apartment.]

dakingofawesome November 6 2010, 06:14:47 UTC

[Nevermind Bowser, he's stuffing his face and doesn't notice Aldo come in.]

Bah! They call this food!? [Bowser grabs another stake, burns it with his fire breath, and then chomps it down.] I've had moldy shrooms better than his junk.

loyal_arrows November 6 2010, 06:17:09 UTC

[O-oh dear it talks. Best leave quietly.

backing away, slowl-

And tripping on a chunk of wood, now.] O-ow!

dakingofawesome November 6 2010, 06:18:52 UTC

[What the? Bowser hears that and stomps over, looking ponytail up and down. He snorts out some hot breath, before deciding he doesn't care... much.]

You got a problem, lady? [It has to be a lady. She doesn't even have the barest of a mustache.]

loyal_arrows November 6 2010, 06:21:24 UTC

U-Um... no! [He's not a lady, and has a rather manly voice considering. But no way is he going to argue with the giant, spiky monster in front of him.

Jumping up and backing away.]

dakingofawesome November 6 2010, 06:26:23 UTC

[He probably realizes that now. But he's not going to apologize. Or even ever call Aldo a guy. Why? Because Bowser never admits he's wrong, because he never is.]

You sure about that? I can think of one major problem right here! [He says as he bares one fist in Aldo's direction.]

loyal_arrows November 6 2010, 06:29:38 UTC

[Skittering backwards, trembling a bit.

Why didn't he have his weapon. Maybe he could talk his way out of this.] I'm s-sorry, S-Sir!

dakingofawesome November 6 2010, 06:32:22 UTC

[Ugh, what a spineless coward. You know, those were pretty useful. He should probably take advantage of this. He edges closer, glaring down at him.]

You'll be plenty sorry if you don't answer some of my questions, lady! Now where the heck is this place!?

loyal_arrows November 6 2010, 06:38:56 UTC

[Still backing up. Maybe if he can get far enough away, he can turn and run. It didn't look fast.]

T-this place is called Luceti.

dakingofawesome November 6 2010, 06:41:08 UTC

[You'd be amazed at how fast Bowser actually is.]

Luceti Land? Must be named after some kind of pasta or something. [Which is totally normal. All lands had weird names like that.] Hey, you got directions to the Mushroom Kingdom? I got some unfinished business with a pea-faced chump!

loyal_arrows November 6 2010, 07:02:11 UTC

U-um....Luceti... i-is another world. I-I don't know where this kingdom is. [Still backing away.]

dakingofawesome November 6 2010, 07:03:33 UTC

Another world? What a pain! [Stepping forward again.] Where's the nearest port?

loyal_arrows November 6 2010, 07:04:23 UTC

[BACKING UP MORE.] P-port....? T-there's no sea here.

dakingofawesome November 6 2010, 07:06:10 UTC

[No sea? NO SEA?]

What are you, like the dumbest villager ever? YEESH! There's got to be a sea somewhere! Just point me in the right direction!

loyal_arrows November 6 2010, 07:10:21 UTC

T-there isn't one. Luceti's stuck in a barrier, w-we can't leave to find one.

[He'd definitely go looking for one if he could.]

dakingofawesome November 6 2010, 07:13:10 UTC

[A barrier?]

GWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! A barrier? You seen these fists, lady? I'll bust it up in no time flat!

Back to all threads