My first trip to Starbucks in a week and Frankenstein and Joan Crawford Mom just showed up. If you don't hear from me again, assume I've been kidnaped for breeding experiments.
You've got the soundbites to scare them away by now, haven't you? And I swear to use our mental bond to locate and save you, should they capture you despite it. You shall not be used for breeding experiments by anyone but John Simm!
They are this creepy man in his late 40s, possibly very early 50s and his equally creepy mother who looks like a cross between a troll and Joan Crawford. The reason they freak me out so much is because whenever they are at Starbucks, they will blatantly stare at me. Not just occasional glances, but good, minute long stares, even if they know I see them staring.
They will even watch me when I leave, looking out the big pane glass windows to stare at me while I get into my car. One time, the guy even got out of his chair and walked to the window so that he could watch me as I got into my car.
Well, luckily I don't actually work at Starbucks (though many times it feels like I live there), so I don't have to worry about them waiting for me outside when I leave. I've been fortunate enough to miss them lately. I guess I was bound to run into them again, the amount of times I go there. (This is why I wish there was more than one Starbucks in my immediate area.)
Re: You, my friend are in a brink of insanity.dakfinvJanuary 23 2009, 23:23:30 UTC
I haven't told you about these people? They are seriously creepy. Like, escape from the crazy house creepy. When you come to PA, at some point, we'll drive past the Starbucks and see if they're there. I know what their car looks like.
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And I swear to use our mental bond to locate and save you, should they capture you despite it. You shall not be used for breeding experiments by anyone but John Simm!
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But I did make it out alive. Barely. But I did.
(I like your last sentence there...)
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(Cecil! Get over here.)
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They will even watch me when I leave, looking out the big pane glass windows to stare at me while I get into my car. One time, the guy even got out of his chair and walked to the window so that he could watch me as I got into my car.
They scare me.
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You definitely need to make certain you know where both of them are any time they're there when you get off shift.
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And I probably am going crazy. That's undeniable.
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