So good, but no good
Dear American food section at local department store,
Please go away. You're no good for me. While I'm not tempted to spend £7 on a small box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you have many other products at more reasonable prices that are plenty tempting. Like Marshmallow Fluff, Brach's Candy Corn, root beer, cream soda, real peanut butter, real Hershey syrup in both the bottle and the can, Betty Crocker and Duncan Hines icing and cake and brownie mixes, Laffy Taffy, and fresh Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and...and...
Just go away.
Sincerely,
Me
(PS - 99p for my favorite Jiffy corn muffin mix is actually perfectly acceptable so you can keep that.)
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