House in the bath!
There, I thought that might get your attention :D
It's not what you think, but it's entertaining all the same. It wouldn't fit into the main story neatly, so I thought I'd post it on its own.
Warning: it may be wise to ensure that you are not eating or drinking when you click on the cut.
This is what happens when House gets bored. Wilson was busy in the kitchen (you can hear the microwave ping about ten seconds in) and - horror of horrors - Not Paying Attention to House...