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I DIDN'T GET MADE A MAIA. Well, fine! See if I care!!! Any proper valar would be tripping over themselves to maia me, being the wonderful, beautiful, intelligent and grudge-holding hobbit that I am.
So, lo and behold, a direct copy of his form!
Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?:
What Is Your Quest? Godliness?
What Is Your Favorite Color? Food?
Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's my mother's voluptuous breasts flame-throwing skills, how about you?:
Should Irmo my sister Elanor take his hand off my ass? trust me with her child? Please explain:
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges Azerbaijan? Because that's where I am, I think:
What pair of Namo's glasses Gamgee kid is/are your favorite?:
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality valar that has maiaed me?:
I think people should keep out of my stash, maia me, don't you?:
Part C: I give you a word. You tell me what you think of.
necrophilia incest:
herpes mutants:
Erendis Elanor:
castration zippo:
Goldberry Mr Frodo Faggins:
leopard print rainbows:
screwing horses elves:
everyone will suffer:
MONKIES! THE MONKIES ARE EATING MY FACE! GET THEM OFF! STOLE MY VODKA! SLAY THEM!:
Part D: Congratulations, you have now sufficiently disgusted me. However, this is your final moment to redeem yourself. Answer with at least 5 sentences.
What do you think about me?:
If Glorfie Stardust I walked into a room and played guitar started burning things, what would you do?:
What if Celeborn killed Elanor angsted at you for the above scenario?:
Describe Namo me:
Tell me a story:
So. I am already the best hobbit ever, Queen Of The Corsairs, bearer of a flame-controlling ring of power and probably something else I've forgotten. When I am a maia, then I'll be a vala and then I'll be the new Eru and then I'll RULE THE WORLD. Muahahahahahaha!!!
So, lo and behold, a direct copy of his form!
Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?:
What Is Your Quest? Godliness?
What Is Your Favorite Color? Food?
Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's my mother's voluptuous breasts flame-throwing skills, how about you?:
Should Irmo my sister Elanor take his hand off my ass? trust me with her child? Please explain:
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges Azerbaijan? Because that's where I am, I think:
What pair of Namo's glasses Gamgee kid is/are your favorite?:
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality valar that has maiaed me?:
I think people should keep out of my stash, maia me, don't you?:
Part C: I give you a word. You tell me what you think of.
necrophilia incest:
herpes mutants:
Erendis Elanor:
castration zippo:
Goldberry Mr Frodo Faggins:
leopard print rainbows:
screwing horses elves:
everyone will suffer:
MONKIES! THE MONKIES ARE EATING MY FACE! GET THEM OFF! STOLE MY VODKA! SLAY THEM!:
Part D: Congratulations, you have now sufficiently disgusted me. However, this is your final moment to redeem yourself. Answer with at least 5 sentences.
What do you think about me?:
If Glorfie Stardust I walked into a room and played guitar started burning things, what would you do?:
What if Celeborn killed Elanor angsted at you for the above scenario?:
Describe Namo me:
Tell me a story:
So. I am already the best hobbit ever, Queen Of The Corsairs, bearer of a flame-controlling ring of power and probably something else I've forgotten. When I am a maia, then I'll be a vala and then I'll be the new Eru and then I'll RULE THE WORLD. Muahahahahahaha!!!