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[daisygamgee]

To Any Frodos That Are Married To My So-Called Father:
You. Me. Blackmail. I have pictures! I really do! It's not a lie! Not only pictures, but pictures involving ELVES. Female ones at that. I have not yet decided my price.
Love,
Daisy
xxx

Comments

[a_ringwraith]

*rolls through portal, fighting like mad with an enraged King*

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingelessar]

You are going down!

*tries to stab you with his dagger*

[a_ringwraith]

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!

*holds dagger away, pushes Kingy off*

Can't you just have Dos Rondos make another Evenstar?

*hurls Aeglos at you.*

[kingelessar]

*catches the spear, twirls it, halts in ready position*

No. I want the, uh, first replica.

[a_ringwraith]

*eyes go huge*

Right then.

*flees*

[kingelessar]

I really wish he'd stop doing that...

*chases*

[mrfrodo]

Like live theater. But not quite. Sam! Eat popcorn or something, and ask me inane and ignorant questions about the play. *nods* That should take care of that.

[mayorsamgamgee]

Yessir.

*munches popcorn*

Who is that guy? He's the king? But I thought the King was that other fellow. Man, look at that guy! He's got some cool moves. I wonder how long it took to train him. What's going on?

[mrfrodo]

You have popcorn all down the front of you agai... but sucking it up off your own shirt takes care of that problem.