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Jan 03, 2003 20:42

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I curse them.

Now. First bit of plan. Need a lair.
*pops over to Bag End, collects poetry books, kicks out whoever resides there, redecorates*

Aah, bliss. Angsty poetry, hobbit hole nicely painted black, homeless Kings and Queens.

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mayorsamgamgee January 3 2003, 13:00:59 UTC

*rubs his ass and looks at Bag End*

Just you wait here, Mr. Frodo...*pauses, gives him an umbrella and spreads a tarp for him to stand on. Picks him up, sets him on the tarp*

*stomps off*

*comes back a few minutes later with a back hoe. Frowns, and digs his daughter out of his home, dumping her in the lane. Climbs out* Sweety, you don't need to toss us out. Just ask and daddy will build you a miniature Barad-dur of your very own to angst in.

mrfrodo January 3 2003, 13:06:09 UTC

*sits prettily under the umbrella* If Lobelia wants those fucking spoons, she's going to have to dig them out herself now.

Oh Sam... Motel Six?

daisygamgee January 3 2003, 13:08:06 UTC

GO!!!

daisygamgee January 3 2003, 13:06:15 UTC

DAD!!! STOP IT!!! It's mine now! And I'm not angsting! I have a PLAN, and if you aren't careful I'll just have to make space for you and Frodo Faggins in them. NOW GET OUT!!!
*waves zippo at you*
You'd set fire reeeeeal easy, what with all that fatty greasy disgustingness.

mrfrodo January 3 2003, 13:10:18 UTC

Wait! I can do this. I've stood around pestering Sam when he does this all the time! *stares at spigot* On! Shazam! Go, go water! *taps spigot* Helloooo in there. *taps and turns it* Ooooh. So that's how it works. :):):) You learn something new everyday. *turns the hose on Daisy*

Holy shit he did something! mayorsamgamgee January 3 2003, 13:12:54 UTC

!!!!!! :-o

I KNOW! It's like the end of the world or something! mrfrodo January 3 2003, 13:16:27 UTC

I have done something suspiciously like work. I think I've broken into hives. HOLD ME, SAM! I feel all poor.

daisygamgee January 3 2003, 13:15:04 UTC

*splutter*

RIGHT. THAT IS IT!

YOU, are coming with me. *pulls you inside* DAD is not. *locks the doors* NOW SHUT UP.

mayorsamgamgee January 3 2003, 13:17:24 UTC

.......

MR. FRODO!!!!!!!

:(

*cries, looks under the seat of the back hoe for the shot gun*

daisygamgee January 3 2003, 13:18:52 UTC

*fills the house with some nice OILY RAGS. THE TYPE OF OILY RAGS THAT BURN REALLY WELL.*

There will be no shot gunning, or the pansy gets it.

mayorsamgamgee January 3 2003, 13:26:13 UTC

!!!!

Please, please let him go, Daisy! You can burn me, just don't hurt my Mr. Frodo!

daisygamgee January 3 2003, 13:28:41 UTC

Um. *burns your hair a little*

But you're not getting him back! *handcuffs Frodo to the toilet* And let us hope the smell makes him ill.

mayorsamgamgee January 3 2003, 13:33:21 UTC

:(

Why are you doing this?

Please, Daisy... let him go and take me if you feel like bein' cruel.

daisygamgee January 3 2003, 13:37:29 UTC

Bah. Um. No.

mayorsamgamgee January 3 2003, 13:42:04 UTC

*grits teeth and glares*

*climbs back in the back hoe*

*digs Frodo, toilet and all out of the ground and stamps his foot on the gas, going down the lane at a speedy 8 mph*

mrfrodo January 3 2003, 13:46:59 UTC

Yay! I would like be happier except I am very dirty and OH OH WORM! WORM! WORM ON MY FOOT! *shrill scream* Okay I have flung it under the treds. I'm going to pass out now, etc. Wake me up when I've been bathed and powdered.

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