Why is that there is always an abundance of butter knives but the forks keep disapearing

[daisyduke96]

Okay so my fourth of July weekend sucked(in a nutshell). I was supposed to get back to zoo town early enough on monday to do stuff but i didn't even get in to town till late and then i went to dinner (sorry adair I really do want to hang out with you soon

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[clip_on_tie]

while you sit there and bask in the glory of ben harper. (whose tickets sold out before i could get one) i will be watching fantastic four. i think we know who got the better end of the deal here.

[daisyduke96]

yeah you should have gotten your ass out there to get tickets like wes' dad did

[clip_on_tie]

when i said i think we know who got the better end of the deal i meant me.
yeah well. how many tickets did he get? 30? that's the word on the street. why can't one of them be for me? yeah i didn't think so.

[daisyduke96]

HOw is there word on the street about how many tickets he got.
NO he got 7

[clip_on_tie]

because i made that up.

[daisyduke96]

You're such a liar, and if you really were a jedi you'd know that deciet is not in the jedi code

[clip_on_tie]

if you were really a jedi you wouldn't be so ugly.
what do you say to that mr. obi won? huh?

[daisyduke96]

I laugh in your face cause i never said my name was obi wan and it's not HUGH

[clip_on_tie]

what's the fugly? i can't hear you. all your ugly must be clogging my ears.

[daisyduke96]

dude it's freakin lj, i'm not speaking i'm typing and you can clearly read still. and it would have made a far better come back if you had said my ugliness made you blind so couldn't read. maybe i should just start making fun of myself at least i could do it properly