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Today I'm mostly liking being pretentious*. I'm going through quite the anti-social phase and have decided that the reason that I won't suffer a lot of people is because I'm pretentious. It's great.
My to do list for the next 2 months:
Have BIG hair (it's nearly at my waist now so should be able to do HUGENESS with it!)
Develop achievable plan to get a more spiritually fulfilling job
Ass has been flattened by all the important sitting around I do, so build some buns
Dye the dreads I have been making
De-clag my computer which seems better at sucking up dust than the hoover
Life-launder my lair bedroom
Cosh someone around the head with one of my bras
Finish the clothes I have been making
Start new corset project
Poison everyone who annoys me
Plot demise of those I can't get away with poisoning
* for pretentious don't read "smug" my pretentiousness is actually related to the dislike of "smug" people and being snobbish about the fact I couldn't care less...
My to do list for the next 2 months:
Have BIG hair (it's nearly at my waist now so should be able to do HUGENESS with it!)
Develop achievable plan to get a more spiritually fulfilling job
Ass has been flattened by all the important sitting around I do, so build some buns
Dye the dreads I have been making
De-clag my computer which seems better at sucking up dust than the hoover
Life-launder my lair bedroom
Cosh someone around the head with one of my bras
Finish the clothes I have been making
Start new corset project
Poison everyone who annoys me
Plot demise of those I can't get away with poisoning
* for pretentious don't read "smug" my pretentiousness is actually related to the dislike of "smug" people and being snobbish about the fact I couldn't care less...