Robotnik and the Rapscallion [closed]

Feb 02, 2009 02:50

Characters: Doctor Ivo Robotnik, Pokey Minch
Content: Robotnik's lab receives a new visitor...
Location: Honeybee Robotics facility
Time of day: afternoon
Warnings: Robotnik screaming his head off, Pokey being a jerk.



"Ah-HA!" Doctor Ivo Robotnik announced, victoriously thrusting a remote control above his head. He grinned diabolically at the small device, and drank in the moment. The activation of his first creation in this new laboratory pended. Of course, it was no egg-o-matic hovercraft or doomsday ray of destruction, but it was a start.

Robotnik turned, staring at the small robot sitting upon the reception desk. He'd had to scrape together what he could find from around the city, but it would be enough. With the help of this new robot minion, Robotnik was sure that he could gain access to the secret levels of this robotics facility.

And then I'll invent something REALLY worthy of a celebration! Something that will fool Sonic the Hedgehog...something to gain the trust of these simpletons before I CRUSH them.

Robotnik practically drooled at the thought of his new world domination.

But, I must be patient. I must start small, yes. This first robot will be the stepping stone to VICTORY!

Robotnik raised the remote control, sucked in a noisy breath, and pressed the button.

Nothing.

...VICTORY!

He pressed the button again.

Still nothing. Robotnik pressed the button thirty more times. Smoke began to pour out of the robots servo motors, and a muted, computerized voice trickled from its speakers. "I'm dyyyying. Iiii'mmm dddyyyyyiiiing. Oooooowwwwiiiieee. Ooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiieee...."

"BLAUROUUUGGHHH YOU BLASTED HUNK OF SCRAP METAL!" Robotnik hurled the remote control across the room and jumped up and down in anger, screaming all the while. "DAARGH-AAARGH-AAARGH!!"

ivo robotnik, pokey minch

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