Character(s): Mal, Whoever else wants to join Content: Mal's doing his civic duty and guarding the food supply Location: Rockefeller Center Time: Christmas Morning Warnings: None at the moment
Carter had experienced his fair share of introductions at gun point. It sort of came with the job description. Well, the job he'd had before his sheriffing days. And once that started, things got a lot more interesting. It wasn't every day you got threatened with an ultrasonic fishing rod, after all. And as such, he still approached with a little caution.
He held his hands up, palms toward Mal, at about chest left. Both as a gesture of helplessness and to show he wasn't carrying a weapon. Just in case. "Let's uh....let's assume that hypothetically I DID just get here. And....hypothetically...I had no idea what was going on. Well, beyond a talking dog raving on about a giant monster and evil masterminds and parallel dimensions."
He kept a safe distance. All of the post apocalyptic movies he'd seen came to mind. Where the people left behind, in the ruined cities, turned to little more than savages, hoarding what food and shelter there was left. But the man said several months of food. Judging by the size of that pile, it could feed a single man for well over a year. He cast a wary glance around, half expecting a dozen feral things that had once been people to come crawling out, as if the man with the lawn chair was some sort of tribe cheif.
Oh, so he was new. Well, or he was lying, but if he was he was a damn good actor, so Mal figured he'd at least try to be personable. He was sure Kaylee would give him no end of hell for being a grouch on Christmas.
Flicking the safety on and slinging the rifle over his shoulder, Mal relaxed a little and said, "Well then, allow me to give you the crash course. You ain't the first person who's been dropped here, in fact as far as I know folks from all kinds of other places have been dropped in this fair city for several months now. No one knows why, though many are scratching their heads over it. As to the state of the city, well that would be the aforementioned giant monster, which a couple weeks before folks started showing up decided to make herself at home by leveling pretty much everything in her path, and dumping a boatload of ugly little critters dedicated to eating anything they can find."
Pausing to take a sip of cocoa, Mal gave him a moment to process things before continuing. "Now this here stack of food," Mal pointed with the mug, "Is important because a few weeks ago, someone got it into their head to steal all our food, and then promptly decided to demonstrate a rather obnoxious sense of humor by replacing it in the form you see here. You still following me?"
Fortunately for Carter Mal didn't have anything that could really be considered a tribe, since his home was more sci-fi than post apocalyptic.
Well, there could be Reavers, but then everyone would be in trouble.
And it was certainly something akin to Reavers that Carter anticipated. Not that he knew anything about the wicked monsters from Mal's world, but it was certainly along the right lines. But when nothing crawled or jumped out of the weak morning shadows, the ex-sheriff relaxed a little and took a few casual steps closer to the man with the cocoa, stopping at a distance more convenient for conversation. After all, a single man with just a simple bolt action rifle didn't quite measure up to a woman with an arsenal of high tech weaponry at her disposal.
"Yeah, I've heard a few things about that monster. But beyond the Godzilla level destruction, I haven't had the pleasure of seeing it yet," He said with a calm smile. His hands found their way into his pockets as he assumed a more relaxed stance. "But the food thing no one had mentioned before. And what 'critters' are you talking about?" As he asked the question, his eyes narrowed slightly, head tilting marginally. It wasn't out of scrutiny, but rather a certain sort of look he got when processing something that was a bit beyond his reach or he lacked the details to piece together. "I haven't seen so much as a rat or pigeon since I got here..."
"Oh trust me, it's a pleasure you're libel to have all too soon," Mal muttered, also far too calm about the situation. You saw enough weird stuff out in the Black, you learned to live with it.
"I suspect they were trying not to think too much about it, on account of starving and all. As to the critters, they're probably the reason there aren't any other animals on this island. They're nasty critters that look like foot long ticks with big jaws. I would advise against going underground or traveling alone for too long, since the gorram things seem to hunt in packs. They seem to prefer dark spaces."
Pressing lips together slightly, he gave a faint nod. He never did have good luck when it came to going into dark tunnels, or underground in general. "I think I can manage avoiding those type of areas."
Carefully, he pulled his hand from his pocket and extended it toward the other man. "I'm Jack Carter, by the way." Just because they were in what he what appeared to be a savage wreckage of a city didn't mean he couldn't be civil.
As if he had much else to do on Christmas morning. He was expecting something to go wrong and really, if he couldn't keep calm about it, he might as well do something to pass the time. Helping to guard the food seemed like the best course of action.
So that was how Jay found himself heading on to the food, metal shovel held over his shoulder, stained in crab juices he really didn't want to think about (but better they were on his 'weapon' rather than him). He had wondered about getting a new one. A Christmas present to himself, 'cause like hell he was going to find a gun like the one he had in MIB, and he hardly was going to handle downgrading to a pistol.
He rose a brow at the other two, recognizing one at least. That was good. It meant he probably wouldn't be shot on site or something stupid like that.
Mal accepted the other man's hand, giving it a firm shake. "Malcolm Reynolds."
Before they could continue, another man Mal recognized as Agent J approached them. "And a happy whatever the hell you celebrate to you. I take it from the shovel you're either hoping to find gold, or here to help. If it's the latter, I'd appreciate the company."
Mal didn't know J well, but the man had helped out Kaylee, so for now he was in the captain's good book.
He shook the man's hand just as firmly, with a friendly smile. So far there were no crazy gadgets or things being pointed in his face. As far as he was concerned, that meant they were on good terms.
Carter had been about to be on his way. Having come upon the plaza by way of 50th Street, his destination lay directly behind Mal and his tower of food boxes. But that was until the newcomer dropped something unexpected in his lap. He looked at Agent J utterly dumbfounded. "....Christmas?" He asked.
"Here to help, although I wouldn't mind findin' some gold. But it wouldn't really do me much good here, right? Could chuck it at the crabs, maybe," he told Mal with a laugh. Now, if he could take that gold back with him... naw, it still wouldn't do him much good. Like there was anything he needed to buy with it. MIB provided enough.
He glanced over to the other guy and raised a brow. "Yeah. Christmas. Tis the season an' all that bullshit. Folks are off celebrating it right now, if it's your thing." Then he took paused and finally realized something. "You new around here?"
Mal rolled his eyes with a grin at Jay's comment. "Well, we could make ourselves some very fine funeral ware, or if you're more optimistically inclined, we might try and use it to teach the crabs the value of a monetary economy."
Mal was about to answer Carter when Jay pretty much summed up his position on the holidays, so he settled for turning to Carter and saying, "I take it you're not only in the wrong place, but the wrong time? Don't sweat it, it happens a lot. I myself am in the wrong solar system and about five hundred years early for my own birth."
"Yeah..." Carter said, looking distracted and mildly upset. The gears in his head were reluctant to start turning. "...I'm missing about two months..." Shaking his head slightly, he turned away from the two men and his original target. "I have to go..." He needed to take care of something.
But before he could step away, his stomach reminded him that he had not eaten since landing in this place. Hand pressed to the the slightly wrinkled front of his brown uniform shirt, he looked back to Mal. "You said there was food in those boxes?"
"Now there's an idea. Teach them money 'fore we got teaching them things like, oh, the value of our lives." Not that the crabs seemed to give a damn. A bit like some nasty cockroaches he came across, but at least those spoke once and awhile. Even if they didn't have the friendliest things to say.
He took a glance at the crates before moving over to and sitting up on a higher stacked one, leaning his shovel down alongside. He watched the other man carefully, noticing that the news made him uncomfortable. Well, he could understand that. It made everyone feel pretty much the same.
Still, despite the guy's situation, Jay felt a bit protective over their mysterious arrival of food. "Yeah, there's food. First real show of food in weeks." He made no move to be of any aid. Mal was the one who'd been watching here, he'd let him deal with it.
Mal just shrugged and replied, "Even humans have an easier time valuing money than lives for the most part. Don't see why these critters would be any different."
Looking at the food crates Mal nodded. He probably shouldn't be handing out food to every passerby, but if Carter really was new, well the truth was that Mal knew what it felt like to be displaced and hungry. He supposed he could help the other man out, just this once.
Walking over to the nearest crate, he leaned against it and asked, "Why don't you come and see what we have?"
Kaylee'd figured Mal would be alone out here, and had wrapped up a plate of food to bring out to him. In the pack on her hip was a thermos of tea for the captain as well.
On her arrival, however, she was a little surprised to find Jay and another man standing with Mal, who was bent over sifting through one of the food crates.
"Well, if I'd known there was more'n just the Cap'n here I'd've brought more with me," she said, grinning to Jay and the stranger. "I can run back and get ya somethin', if you're hungry?" She looked at Mal as she said this.
Carter followed Mal to the crates, looking as though the full weight of the situation had finally settled and subsequently dragged him through the wringer. He glanced between the two men discussing these monsters in what seemed to him as a light hearted fashion. It twisted that hungry growl right out of his stomach. So when Kaylee made her way over, he merely glanced up at her with a shake of his head as if to say 'no thanks.' Strangers and their offers of food was kind and all, but he was doubting his ability to maintain a professional or at least polite demeanor.
He was, however, lucid enough in his panic to realize he was going to need food eventually. So he focused himself on the contents of the crates. Or, at least he tried. It certainly wasn't good when someone like him couldn't find his focus.
Jay turned his eyes towards Kayley and the plate of food she brought curiously. The thought of an actual meal did sound pretty appealing, but he'd hate to send Kayley running off to get more. She was enjoyable company, after all. "Naw, girl. I'm all set." He tilted his head towards the new arrival. "He might want something real though. Bet whatever you've got there is better than the food in the crates."
He held his hands up, palms toward Mal, at about chest left. Both as a gesture of helplessness and to show he wasn't carrying a weapon. Just in case. "Let's uh....let's assume that hypothetically I DID just get here. And....hypothetically...I had no idea what was going on. Well, beyond a talking dog raving on about a giant monster and evil masterminds and parallel dimensions."
He kept a safe distance. All of the post apocalyptic movies he'd seen came to mind. Where the people left behind, in the ruined cities, turned to little more than savages, hoarding what food and shelter there was left. But the man said several months of food. Judging by the size of that pile, it could feed a single man for well over a year. He cast a wary glance around, half expecting a dozen feral things that had once been people to come crawling out, as if the man with the lawn chair was some sort of tribe cheif.
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Flicking the safety on and slinging the rifle over his shoulder, Mal relaxed a little and said, "Well then, allow me to give you the crash course. You ain't the first person who's been dropped here, in fact as far as I know folks from all kinds of other places have been dropped in this fair city for several months now. No one knows why, though many are scratching their heads over it. As to the state of the city, well that would be the aforementioned giant monster, which a couple weeks before folks started showing up decided to make herself at home by leveling pretty much everything in her path, and dumping a boatload of ugly little critters dedicated to eating anything they can find."
Pausing to take a sip of cocoa, Mal gave him a moment to process things before continuing. "Now this here stack of food," Mal pointed with the mug, "Is important because a few weeks ago, someone got it into their head to steal all our food, and then promptly decided to demonstrate a rather obnoxious sense of humor by replacing it in the form you see here. You still following me?"
Fortunately for Carter Mal didn't have anything that could really be considered a tribe, since his home was more sci-fi than post apocalyptic.
Well, there could be Reavers, but then everyone would be in trouble.
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"Yeah, I've heard a few things about that monster. But beyond the Godzilla level destruction, I haven't had the pleasure of seeing it yet," He said with a calm smile. His hands found their way into his pockets as he assumed a more relaxed stance. "But the food thing no one had mentioned before. And what 'critters' are you talking about?" As he asked the question, his eyes narrowed slightly, head tilting marginally. It wasn't out of scrutiny, but rather a certain sort of look he got when processing something that was a bit beyond his reach or he lacked the details to piece together. "I haven't seen so much as a rat or pigeon since I got here..."
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"I suspect they were trying not to think too much about it, on account of starving and all. As to the critters, they're probably the reason there aren't any other animals on this island. They're nasty critters that look like foot long ticks with big jaws. I would advise against going underground or traveling alone for too long, since the gorram things seem to hunt in packs. They seem to prefer dark spaces."
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Carefully, he pulled his hand from his pocket and extended it toward the other man. "I'm Jack Carter, by the way." Just because they were in what he what appeared to be a savage wreckage of a city didn't mean he couldn't be civil.
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So that was how Jay found himself heading on to the food, metal shovel held over his shoulder, stained in crab juices he really didn't want to think about (but better they were on his 'weapon' rather than him). He had wondered about getting a new one. A Christmas present to himself, 'cause like hell he was going to find a gun like the one he had in MIB, and he hardly was going to handle downgrading to a pistol.
He rose a brow at the other two, recognizing one at least. That was good. It meant he probably wouldn't be shot on site or something stupid like that.
"Well, Merry Christmas, fellas."
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Before they could continue, another man Mal recognized as Agent J approached them. "And a happy whatever the hell you celebrate to you. I take it from the shovel you're either hoping to find gold, or here to help. If it's the latter, I'd appreciate the company."
Mal didn't know J well, but the man had helped out Kaylee, so for now he was in the captain's good book.
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Carter had been about to be on his way. Having come upon the plaza by way of 50th Street, his destination lay directly behind Mal and his tower of food boxes. But that was until the newcomer dropped something unexpected in his lap. He looked at Agent J utterly dumbfounded. "....Christmas?" He asked.
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He glanced over to the other guy and raised a brow. "Yeah. Christmas. Tis the season an' all that bullshit. Folks are off celebrating it right now, if it's your thing." Then he took paused and finally realized something. "You new around here?"
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Mal was about to answer Carter when Jay pretty much summed up his position on the holidays, so he settled for turning to Carter and saying, "I take it you're not only in the wrong place, but the wrong time? Don't sweat it, it happens a lot. I myself am in the wrong solar system and about five hundred years early for my own birth."
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But before he could step away, his stomach reminded him that he had not eaten since landing in this place. Hand pressed to the the slightly wrinkled front of his brown uniform shirt, he looked back to Mal. "You said there was food in those boxes?"
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He took a glance at the crates before moving over to and sitting up on a higher stacked one, leaning his shovel down alongside. He watched the other man carefully, noticing that the news made him uncomfortable. Well, he could understand that. It made everyone feel pretty much the same.
Still, despite the guy's situation, Jay felt a bit protective over their mysterious arrival of food. "Yeah, there's food. First real show of food in weeks." He made no move to be of any aid. Mal was the one who'd been watching here, he'd let him deal with it.
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Looking at the food crates Mal nodded. He probably shouldn't be handing out food to every passerby, but if Carter really was new, well the truth was that Mal knew what it felt like to be displaced and hungry. He supposed he could help the other man out, just this once.
Walking over to the nearest crate, he leaned against it and asked, "Why don't you come and see what we have?"
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On her arrival, however, she was a little surprised to find Jay and another man standing with Mal, who was bent over sifting through one of the food crates.
"Well, if I'd known there was more'n just the Cap'n here I'd've brought more with me," she said, grinning to Jay and the stranger. "I can run back and get ya somethin', if you're hungry?" She looked at Mal as she said this.
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He was, however, lucid enough in his panic to realize he was going to need food eventually. So he focused himself on the contents of the crates. Or, at least he tried. It certainly wasn't good when someone like him couldn't find his focus.
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Although that would still send her off. Damn.
((...sorry 'bout that -.-))
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