The DC Digest - Volume 5
(OOC: Once again, if your characters are responding to an ad, please use the comments on THIS POST. Don't go post a random comment on their journals where they may not see it. Any type of comments or responses are just fine... just remember this is IC. Have fun!)
Previous Posts:
Week 3/Jan #1
Week 3/Jan #2
Week 4/Jan #1
Week 4/Jan #2
WANTED/FOR HIRE
1. Wanted:
One lynch mob. Preferably armed with guns. Torches and pitchforks will do too though. Anything will work actually. Broken glass, nails, broomsticks… anything. Go crazy. We’re hunting Manbird. If interested, we’ll be heading over to the Windermere Apartment at 57th and Ninth. “Hell’s Kitchen”. Bring friends! The bird is tall, boney, greasy, missing one left eye, and armed with a putrid odor. Best to wear protection over eyes, mouth, and nose when approaching the beast.
If you can manage to pluck out his right eye, there will be fabulous rewards.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Shark
2. HELP WANTED
Been missing my Indian restaurants and have been practicing with cookbooks
since we got food again. Anyone want to take up restaurant management
with me? It'll never be cheaper! Found a Bollywood video store so we can
have a whole theme going! ...Maybe somebody with actual experience with
Indian cuisine beyond eating it?
p.s. Sorry for the heavy burnt curry smell back in January, anybody in my
building. My vindaloo didn't come out quite right.
-Patrick in Chelsea
3. WANTED: REWARD OFFERED!!
My last home was destroyed in the big attack a few months ago and I can't seem to replace one of my prized possessions. If you can bring me another of these I'll make it worth your while.
Please direct inquiries to Strand 2.0 c/o H. Dresden
4. Wanted
Someone to lose my virginity to before I die in this place! I DON'T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN!
-A Desperate Man
5. Looking for a fun and exciting place to work? Find yourself bored with nothing to do on the island?
Come join us in the beautifully refurbished Bryant park Hotel! A new luxury business is looking for several outgoing and team-playing young women to work as servers/maids. We are anticipating a very busy year with constant flow of customers on a regular basis.
Responsibilities include: providing food and beverage service to members and guests as well as the routine cleaning of hotel rooms when requested.
*Payment for services will be a fair percentage of the rations acquired for such services.
*Responsibilities will vary.
6. I'm looking for a gun. Something light and easy to carry, but not bulky. Strong, too. Anything's fine, appearance-wise.
Contact Vincent Valentine hellgun for more details.
7. somebodi halp, mommy has ben sleeping and she wont get up... shes so cold...
LOST AND FOUND
YOUR AD HERE
PERSONALS
8. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
I've got a question.
How much longer til one of us will emerges Big Brother and we eat each other- before Mommy can?
A little bird told us to be afraid, and we obeyed.
- the butterfly whore
9. To The Dreamy Man Who Lives at the Strand
I can't stop thinking about you, ever since you fixed my hair last week I've been craving your touch again. I want to see you again! I haven't felt that good in so long.
-Yearning For Your Touch
10. To The Pretty Fairy!
Mommy doesn't believe that I saw you! I know I did! Can you please come and show her that you're really really real!
-Michael
ANNOUNCEMENTS
11. "Life," he said, "is like a grapefruit...it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast." -from the book So Long And Thanks For All The Fish by Douglas Adams
12. Current Emeregency Alert box locations:
Bryant Park Hotel lobby, Mansfield Hotel lobby, Library Hotel lobby, Times Square subway station (outside), Rockefeller Center, St. Patrick's Cathedral (main entrance)
13. ANNOUNCEMENT!
Miss the scent of flowers? Need the aroma of Clean Linen in your life?
Smell of un-removed garbage got you down? Check out what we found: a
whole store's worth of Yankee Candles! Come help us get 'em to the supply
center and take your pick!
-Linda and Craig
14. ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS OF MANHATTAN:
I will give $5,000,000 to the person or persons who succeed in killing the
giant monster(s). Proof required. Monster must remain dead long enough
for those able to leave the city.
-A wealthy resident
15. Open for business!
Havoc Sundries: Serving Amestris for 80 years, and Manhattan for three days! You need it, we've either got it or can get it. Bored? Havoc Sundries is hiring! Payment accepted in things of similar value, or cigarettes. Amestrian military discount.
16. Do you wish to bring harmony to this city? Do you wish to bring people a greater peace of mind? Do you wish to protect the lives of yourself and your loved ones? Both from within and without? If you are tired of the status quo, and wish to make this a better place for all concerned, then I am looking for you. Seek out myself, Zero, and the Neo Black Knights. Together we will mold this city into a place more habitable for all, something more like civilization, where we will not be beaten down, or hide in fear of anyone.
Current projects: Emergency Alert system, street clearing, infrastructure improvements.
Volunteers may present themselves at any time to the office of the Bryant Park Hotel.
Got a submission for the DC Digest? Send it to dcdigest@gmail.com! The next digest post will be real time Thursday, March 26th.
Previous Posts:
Week 3/Jan #1
Week 3/Jan #2
Week 4/Jan #1
Week 4/Jan #2
WANTED/FOR HIRE
1. Wanted:
One lynch mob. Preferably armed with guns. Torches and pitchforks will do too though. Anything will work actually. Broken glass, nails, broomsticks… anything. Go crazy. We’re hunting Manbird. If interested, we’ll be heading over to the Windermere Apartment at 57th and Ninth. “Hell’s Kitchen”. Bring friends! The bird is tall, boney, greasy, missing one left eye, and armed with a putrid odor. Best to wear protection over eyes, mouth, and nose when approaching the beast.
If you can manage to pluck out his right eye, there will be fabulous rewards.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Shark
2. HELP WANTED
Been missing my Indian restaurants and have been practicing with cookbooks
since we got food again. Anyone want to take up restaurant management
with me? It'll never be cheaper! Found a Bollywood video store so we can
have a whole theme going! ...Maybe somebody with actual experience with
Indian cuisine beyond eating it?
p.s. Sorry for the heavy burnt curry smell back in January, anybody in my
building. My vindaloo didn't come out quite right.
-Patrick in Chelsea
3. WANTED: REWARD OFFERED!!
My last home was destroyed in the big attack a few months ago and I can't seem to replace one of my prized possessions. If you can bring me another of these I'll make it worth your while.
Please direct inquiries to Strand 2.0 c/o H. Dresden
4. Wanted
Someone to lose my virginity to before I die in this place! I DON'T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN!
-A Desperate Man
5. Looking for a fun and exciting place to work? Find yourself bored with nothing to do on the island?
Come join us in the beautifully refurbished Bryant park Hotel! A new luxury business is looking for several outgoing and team-playing young women to work as servers/maids. We are anticipating a very busy year with constant flow of customers on a regular basis.
Responsibilities include: providing food and beverage service to members and guests as well as the routine cleaning of hotel rooms when requested.
*Payment for services will be a fair percentage of the rations acquired for such services.
*Responsibilities will vary.
6. I'm looking for a gun. Something light and easy to carry, but not bulky. Strong, too. Anything's fine, appearance-wise.
Contact Vincent Valentine hellgun for more details.
7. somebodi halp, mommy has ben sleeping and she wont get up... shes so cold...
LOST AND FOUND
YOUR AD HERE
PERSONALS
8. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
I've got a question.
How much longer til one of us will emerges Big Brother and we eat each other- before Mommy can?
A little bird told us to be afraid, and we obeyed.
- the butterfly whore
9. To The Dreamy Man Who Lives at the Strand
I can't stop thinking about you, ever since you fixed my hair last week I've been craving your touch again. I want to see you again! I haven't felt that good in so long.
-Yearning For Your Touch
10. To The Pretty Fairy!
Mommy doesn't believe that I saw you! I know I did! Can you please come and show her that you're really really real!
-Michael
ANNOUNCEMENTS
11. "Life," he said, "is like a grapefruit...it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast." -from the book So Long And Thanks For All The Fish by Douglas Adams
12. Current Emeregency Alert box locations:
Bryant Park Hotel lobby, Mansfield Hotel lobby, Library Hotel lobby, Times Square subway station (outside), Rockefeller Center, St. Patrick's Cathedral (main entrance)
13. ANNOUNCEMENT!
Miss the scent of flowers? Need the aroma of Clean Linen in your life?
Smell of un-removed garbage got you down? Check out what we found: a
whole store's worth of Yankee Candles! Come help us get 'em to the supply
center and take your pick!
-Linda and Craig
14. ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS OF MANHATTAN:
I will give $5,000,000 to the person or persons who succeed in killing the
giant monster(s). Proof required. Monster must remain dead long enough
for those able to leave the city.
-A wealthy resident
15. Open for business!
Havoc Sundries: Serving Amestris for 80 years, and Manhattan for three days! You need it, we've either got it or can get it. Bored? Havoc Sundries is hiring! Payment accepted in things of similar value, or cigarettes. Amestrian military discount.
16. Do you wish to bring harmony to this city? Do you wish to bring people a greater peace of mind? Do you wish to protect the lives of yourself and your loved ones? Both from within and without? If you are tired of the status quo, and wish to make this a better place for all concerned, then I am looking for you. Seek out myself, Zero, and the Neo Black Knights. Together we will mold this city into a place more habitable for all, something more like civilization, where we will not be beaten down, or hide in fear of anyone.
Current projects: Emergency Alert system, street clearing, infrastructure improvements.
Volunteers may present themselves at any time to the office of the Bryant Park Hotel.
Got a submission for the DC Digest? Send it to dcdigest@gmail.com! The next digest post will be real time Thursday, March 26th.