Orlando's Hair 101
So awhile back the newest addition to our little accounting department, Kristi, and I were discussing Mr Orlando Bloom and how neither or us really care for his current look - the raggedy ponytail. Yes, yes he has to keep the hair long he's filming. Whatever. Anyway, Kristi went on to mention that she doesn't recall his hair being any other way.
I was completely shocked and apalled. That's just so wrong. *shudder* No fauxhawk? No Drew hair? No Paris hair?!?!!
Of course this had to be remedied. I took it upon myself to educate her. I mean she's new to our dept. and I've been training her...she's my girl, I have to look out for her. Plus I'm older and wiser so it's just my job, no - my duty to set her on the right path on important issues such as this.
I'll have you know I took my responsibility to her very seriously. And it wasn't easy! I had to go through hundreds of pics of the man...picture after picture, looking at that incredible hair. Well it was a tough job but it had to be done.
So without further ado (what is ado and why should there be no further of it?) here it is - Orlando's Hair 101