Hello
My El Jay is friends only.
This is because I post lots of amazing stuff
idiotic nonsense and a great deal of
inappropriately rude ridiculous random stuff
that will very likely cause you to
feel tingly in your special area wonder
what's wrong with me.
So really - only insane awesome people
like my friends would want to read that.
If you wish to subject yourself to read said ramblings,
please send me a million dollars comment here
and I will consider your worthiness most likely let you in.