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[daisybee]

Stupidest lyrics ever??

My favourite is:

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life

Or:

She wishes she were a dancer
And that she'd never heard of cancer

You?