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A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?
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>He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
> "With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."
> "Maybe so," said the boy, "but this one cost me only fifteen dollars."
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> So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who in their right mind would sell a car
>like that for fifteen dollars?" they said.
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> "It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her name; they just moved in. She
>saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a this Porsche for fifteendollars."
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> "Oh my Goodness," moaned the mother, "she must be a child molester. Who knows what she'll do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
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>So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias.
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> He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
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> "Its all perfect legal," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband whom I'd thought was away on a business trip, but learned by a friend, he'd actually run off to Hawaii with his pregnant secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He stated soon after arrival, he'd gotten mugged, his wallet stolen, stranded and asked me to sell his red Porsche and send him the money quickly.
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> So I did."
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> > (Are women good or what!!!)
>
>He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
> "With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."
> "Maybe so," said the boy, "but this one cost me only fifteen dollars."
>
> So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who in their right mind would sell a car
>like that for fifteen dollars?" they said.
>
> "It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her name; they just moved in. She
>saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a this Porsche for fifteendollars."
>
> "Oh my Goodness," moaned the mother, "she must be a child molester. Who knows what she'll do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
>
>So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias.
>
> He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
>
> "Its all perfect legal," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband whom I'd thought was away on a business trip, but learned by a friend, he'd actually run off to Hawaii with his pregnant secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He stated soon after arrival, he'd gotten mugged, his wallet stolen, stranded and asked me to sell his red Porsche and send him the money quickly.
>
> So I did."
>
> > (Are women good or what!!!)