A Dear Friend of Mine: The Bringer of Coffee
The Bringer of Coffee has a very tragic past. Created by the Old Scientist, she was intended to be a solution to a growing, and frankly terrifying, shortage of coffee. She was extremely good at her job, but the demands for coffee were too great for her. She became tired, overworked, and unable to rush about in a satisfactory manner.
They sent her away, and she found a home in Paranoid City. After winning the House of Eyes in a poker game, she befriended Bug Boy. Along with Henry the Ghost and Sir Edgar Love, they live together in the House of Eyes. She serves them warm coffee every morning, and sometimes in the evening, after dinner. Her favorite food is coffee cake, although she has recently discovered Pop-Tarts.
She also uses The Word "Spiffy" in excess. (On a side note, The Word "Spiffy" has been thinking of filing a restraining order against The Bringer of Coffee; nothing has been decided as of yet).
She can often be seen wearing her hat, with a never-empty coffee cup on top, and a dress. When standing still, she has the habit of holding her hands behind her back. She thinks it makes her look nice and polite, but really, I just didn't feel like giving her visible arms.