Ranger(07.0701 at Miyagi)

Jul 09, 2007 00:12

(Blue's bike is in bad condition. He starts running without the bike.)

Black:What's wrong with Blue's(your) bike?
Blue:It doesn't work at all....no, first of all, it's your(Purple's) fault, you know?

(Purple's bike as also in bad condition so that's stopped at a slope)
(Bule's bike followed the condition)

Black:How peaceful city, Sendai(Miyagi) is.

(Now it starts Confession Time)
(It's Green who got concentrated attack)

Black:If you don't get laugh, I will talk about yesterday.(It's indeed Black Yokoyama)
Green:Hmmmm..this is not right...(Green think to die about what he's gonna say)
Green:"Listen, Goto(last name) says that she likes about you"
(other Rangers:"Why is it Goto(that you use for its last name?).", "Why do you stick to the name?")
Red:What about Ito?(Another last name)
Black:What about Yamada?
(But they don't like the idea of usein YAMADA because the couple of Yasuda and Maruyama are called YAMADA)
(Now, Black says something "Green gets nervous with Yellow)
(And Okura's confession was failed)
(Black revealed something about Green)

Black:Yesterday, he(Green) didn't hide is *** when we're taking a bath
Black:I said about it to him, then he hid his!

(Green got hit and sunk)
(It was dragging down so then again Green did his confession)
Green:(turns around and) Da-isuki! (I looove you!)

Blue:(heads to be answered YES or NO.)
Black:Why don't we go watch for him?
Red:(pose like this:

Orande:(strikes a same pose)
Black:(strikes a same pose) laughing with embarassment)
Purple:(hestiated to do for a moment and strikes a same pose
Yellow:(strikes a same pose)
Green:(strikes a same pose)
Purple:Is this necessary to do?
(Mr.eggplant is humeliated)
Red:Yes it's necessary! It's a service cut!

(all rangers walking to the middle stage to watch how Blue goes)
Black:sits the way of Japanese fashion. a bit like this

Yellow and Purple:(sits together)
(And you know, the Red and Orange. No need to be commented)
(There're butterflies around the mannequin. Maybe inside of Blue's brain?)
Blue:(does One-time-entertaiment(Ippatsu-gei). But his joke was slipped away(couldn't get a laugh))
Blue:(asks the butterflies for help)
Purple:He is on the verge of collapse.
Red and Orange:(sticking together all the way)
(Again Yoko is a little pigeon-toed. )

(Black confesses to Blue suddenly)
Black:I'm gonna do laundry and clearning.
Black:I will be a woman.
Blue:(rejects as hell)
Black:Iyayo Iyayo mo Iya no uchi.(Original is "Iyayo Iyayo mo Suki no uti.(I have no idea how to translate. ..Iyayo:"Hate", Suki:LIKE, So that means you says "You says you hate it but in your heart, you like it."
And in this case, Yoko said like "You say you hate it, but  in your heart you hate it.It's completely mistaken. So Hina goes)
Purple:So he hates it after all.
(It's a moment that Black's intelligence lost)

Black:(Unzipping his balck suits and says) there's no other way (and show his breast.(?))
Black:You saw it, didn't you?
Blue:Yes.
(What the hell are you doing, Yokoyama)
Blue:(says something and leaves)
Yellow:(can't stop laughing but anyway punch Black.)
Orange:Black is nasty about foods, but not about Ranger :?`P+#$%&'...(starts being unable to speak in Japanese)

Purple and Red:(cracked words back and forth sounds like a little row)
Purple:(slaps Red)
Red:I didn't think that I would be scolded this much. I'm sorry.(bows)
Purple:No, no. Me too.
Red:(spun around suddenly and bows) I'm sorry (bows)
Purple:(to Green)You've got a thing to do, too!
Green:Eeeeee!

Yellow and  Black:(friends again)
Red:(to Blue)Look, Everyone's doing their best for you.

Blue:(heads to the maneqquin)
Other Rangers:(watching for Blue and there's eight marks in a line ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
Blue:(tried to slaps the girl maneqquin but could not and falls down)
Orange:(runs and jump over Blue)
(and yellow goes to Blue)
Yellow:You did your best.(too close and about kiss to Blue!)
After all, they just hugged each other.
(No one bows when Blue's appriciation.(LOL))

(Then...here's another legend skit begins...)

It's Soldier's Skit.

Black:Stand in line!
Black:Turn right!
Black:Start a march at your place! Now all stop!
(They followed perfectly unison)

Black:Say your favorite foods one by one!
(when they called their name, the person salute and stand back.)

Red:Yes, sir! I, Red's favorite is rice, sir!
Purple:Yes, sir! I, Purple's favorite is spagetti, sir!
Blue:Yes, sir! I, Blue's favorite is curryrice, sir!
Orange:Yes, sir! I, Orange's favorite is Ma-bou tofu, sir!
Yellow:Yes, sir! I, Yellow's favorite is chow mein, sir!
Green:(Don't know why, but alone stepp forward and say)Yes, sir! I, Green's favorite is whatever I can eat, sir!(Damn brlilliant!)

Black:Now, say your my-boom(What's your interested in for now)

Red:Yes, sir! I, Red's My-Boom is sake, sir!
Purple:Yes, sir! I, Purple's My-Boom is spa, sir!
Blue:Yes, sir! I, Yellow's ....
(All eighter burst to laugh)
Purple:You're Blue!!
Blue:Yes, sir! I, Blue's My-Boom is bedrock's sauna, sir!
Orange:Yes, sir! I, Orange's My-Boom is surfing, sir!
Yellow:Yes, sir! I, Yellow's My-Boom is to be a healthy, sir!
Green:Yes, sir! I, Green's My-Boom is "Searching Myself", sir!(Very cheerful)

Black:NFuffuffu(laughing). Now say what kind of lady you like!

Red:Yes, sir! I, Red likes lady whoever erotic, sir!
Purple:Yes, sir! I, Purple likes lady with thoughtfulness, sir!
Blue:Yes, sir! I, Blue likes lady who let me hold her hands forever, sir!
Orange:Yes, sir! I, Orange likes a lady with a little darkness, sir!
Black:(laughs)
Yellow:Yes, sir! I, Yellow likes lady with a little stink, sir! (Abnormal Dokkun has landed)
Green:(Green likes) Nagasawa Masami-chan!


-end-

kanjani, ranger

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