Joe --> Hillary --> Me
1) When I was a kid, after school I: would feed calves
2) This one time when I was high: I was never high.
3) The New Pope: kinda scares me with the way he looks.
4) I fall asleep easily: When I'm dirt ass tired.
5) I need more: $$$ (INDEED HIL)
6) I need less: cows. haha.
7) Public toilets are useful for: scrawling phrases. "Mike was here." Someone comes along and scratches out "was here" and carves "is a faggot." Mike comes back to check his work "HEY"
8) The United States should change its name to: World Police (fuck yeah)
9) My theme song would be: Jack's Lament from "The Nightmare Before Christmas", written and sung by Danny Elfman
10) Sometimes I think people: should go away!
11) Prescription drugs are: too damn expensive (si Hil, and especially if you don't have health care anymore :-/)
12) I think about sex whenever: I think of someone?
13) The middle finger is most useful for: people that cut you off on the highway.
14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes: was this month?
15) In one month: Mikey goes back to school.
16) For the last time: I will milk cows by the end of the summer. YES.
17) The last thing I stole: I think it was butter. Hey I like butter. Too bad it melted in my car.
18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy: well I'd get out of debt first. then I guess I would buy (In Bob Barker voice) A NEW CAR!
19) When in Rome: go see some old stones.
20) If only I could get rid of: my debt (amen sister)
21) Your mom: gets cranky fast
22) When I'm on death row my last meal will be: chicken alfredo with garlic toast, and a salad with ranch dressing
23) The last person who talked to me: Mikey
24) I mostly use the internet: TO READ DEAR ABBY! Haha.
25) When I'm President: I'll pimp up Air Force One
26) I most resemble: no one. I'm from an alien species.
27) The word I say too much is: Yarr. It is a good word though.
28) Vegas is great for: gambling?
29) Michael Jackson: found not guilty.
30) The Speed Limit means: suggested speed, not "Todd's suggested speed" Haha
31) When I die I want my body: to be cremated and put into little vials. So when people come to my funeral they are given a vial and these instructions: Dump my ashes in a place that is significant to their memory of me, and then write back to my family where they did it and why. See I thought this all out a long time ago. :)
32) If I could go back in time I'd: do things differently
33) The last time I said "this sucks": JUST NOW
34) You obviously know me well when: you call me "Niki" and NOT "Nicole"
35) Tomorrow I will: jump off a cliff
36) I spend too much time: Worrying
37) The last thing I broke: a toothpick.
2) This one time when I was high: I was never high.
3) The New Pope: kinda scares me with the way he looks.
4) I fall asleep easily: When I'm dirt ass tired.
5) I need more: $$$ (INDEED HIL)
6) I need less: cows. haha.
7) Public toilets are useful for: scrawling phrases. "Mike was here." Someone comes along and scratches out "was here" and carves "is a faggot." Mike comes back to check his work "HEY"
8) The United States should change its name to: World Police (fuck yeah)
9) My theme song would be: Jack's Lament from "The Nightmare Before Christmas", written and sung by Danny Elfman
10) Sometimes I think people: should go away!
11) Prescription drugs are: too damn expensive (si Hil, and especially if you don't have health care anymore :-/)
12) I think about sex whenever: I think of someone?
13) The middle finger is most useful for: people that cut you off on the highway.
14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes: was this month?
15) In one month: Mikey goes back to school.
16) For the last time: I will milk cows by the end of the summer. YES.
17) The last thing I stole: I think it was butter. Hey I like butter. Too bad it melted in my car.
18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy: well I'd get out of debt first. then I guess I would buy (In Bob Barker voice) A NEW CAR!
19) When in Rome: go see some old stones.
20) If only I could get rid of: my debt (amen sister)
21) Your mom: gets cranky fast
22) When I'm on death row my last meal will be: chicken alfredo with garlic toast, and a salad with ranch dressing
23) The last person who talked to me: Mikey
24) I mostly use the internet: TO READ DEAR ABBY! Haha.
25) When I'm President: I'll pimp up Air Force One
26) I most resemble: no one. I'm from an alien species.
27) The word I say too much is: Yarr. It is a good word though.
28) Vegas is great for: gambling?
29) Michael Jackson: found not guilty.
30) The Speed Limit means: suggested speed, not "Todd's suggested speed" Haha
31) When I die I want my body: to be cremated and put into little vials. So when people come to my funeral they are given a vial and these instructions: Dump my ashes in a place that is significant to their memory of me, and then write back to my family where they did it and why. See I thought this all out a long time ago. :)
32) If I could go back in time I'd: do things differently
33) The last time I said "this sucks": JUST NOW
34) You obviously know me well when: you call me "Niki" and NOT "Nicole"
35) Tomorrow I will: jump off a cliff
36) I spend too much time: Worrying
37) The last thing I broke: a toothpick.