Gwoss
Up until the 17th century most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence, the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Un-Gwoss
The Alkaline Trio/One Man Army split. Go buy it. Now.
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