Happy Birthday, Jade!!!
Title: It’s All In The Details
Rating: PG
Paring: Ohmiya (of course)
Summary: “Nino! Nino! I found this awesome online dating site last night! You have to check it out!”
Note: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the Ohno to my Nino, jade_lil. Sorry it’s not much, but hope you have an amazing day! Wish I was there to properly celebrate with you. LOVE YOU!!!
“Nino! Nino! I found this awesome online dating site last night! You have to check it out!”, Aiba told him in way of greeting this morning when they arrived at work. As usual, Nino was skeptical, but Aiba was undeterred by his skepticism. “This isn’t the typical post a picture and load a few details into a profile sort of website, Aiba assured him. “This one includes a Dick Fax!”
What?
Swept along by Aiba’s infectious enthusiasm - along with his own curiosity - Nino finds himself at home later that evening waiting patiently while his computer starts up so he can log on and check this website out for himself.
For the most part, it’s just like every other online dating site - profiles detailing the usual interests and hobbies, pictures of each member - but, as Aiba excitedly explained, this one has an added feature - a Dick Fax. This addition allowed each member to post the measurements of their, um, “member” - length, width, curvature, etc. There even was a box they could check to indicate if they were circumcised or not along with an option to post a picture of said appendage.
Well, this is certainly a new approach, Nino thought, as he started to browse through some of the profiles. It’s refreshing to have an advance idea of if your potential date would suit your preference later, if everything went well. Nino has met with disappointment more than once in this particular area, so is glad to see that someone had finally taken this factor into consideration when trying to match people up. Because really, Nino thinks, even if sex isn’t the most important thing in any relationship, it certainly is one of the main highlights.
Nino turns his attention back to the postings and finds a few of the profiles interesting.
Sakurai Sho
Tokyo, Age 37
Newscaster
Likes: Food, Rapping at karaoke
Dislikes: Heights
Nino tries to imagine this Sho guy rapping out the nightly news report on the evening broadcast, giggling at the mental image as he scrolls further along.
Matsumoto Jun
Tokyo, Age 35
Concert coordinator
Likes: Fashion, checking out trendy new restaurants, bonsai trees
Dislikes: Mornings, Decaf coffee
Note: Dick is bedazzled. Pm for sneak peeks.
Although Nino is curious as to what a bedazzled dick looks like, he decides it’s not worth the hassle of starting up an interaction. But he notes down Matsumoto’s profile name and number. Maybe he’ll tell Aiba about this one later and have him check it out so he won’t have to do it himself, he thinks.
Nino continues to browse through the profiles until one picture captures his attention. There’s something about the guy in the photo that makes him pause. He finds himself clicking to find out more.
Ohno Satoshi
Tokyo, Age 37
Artist
Enjoys singing, dancing, fishing, sleeping
Nino almost stopped here, because fishing - ew, no - as the seasickness that Nino suffers from is not one that he would willing subject himself to - but he decides that the profile picture is cute enough to at least warrant a quick glance at this guy’s Dick Fax.
Nino blinks, rubs his eyes, and checks his screen again, He figures he must have read it wrong, but the information displayed there remains the same.
He looks at the profile photo again. There's no way for his brain to connect the chubby faced, sleepy looking guy with the data on the dick fax.
There's. Just. No. Way.
Nino decides he has to check this out for himself, smirking as he starts typing a contact message.
FYI - here's the prompt....
Rating: PG
Paring: Ohmiya (of course)
Summary: “Nino! Nino! I found this awesome online dating site last night! You have to check it out!”
Note: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the Ohno to my Nino, jade_lil. Sorry it’s not much, but hope you have an amazing day! Wish I was there to properly celebrate with you. LOVE YOU!!!
“Nino! Nino! I found this awesome online dating site last night! You have to check it out!”, Aiba told him in way of greeting this morning when they arrived at work. As usual, Nino was skeptical, but Aiba was undeterred by his skepticism. “This isn’t the typical post a picture and load a few details into a profile sort of website, Aiba assured him. “This one includes a Dick Fax!”
What?
Swept along by Aiba’s infectious enthusiasm - along with his own curiosity - Nino finds himself at home later that evening waiting patiently while his computer starts up so he can log on and check this website out for himself.
For the most part, it’s just like every other online dating site - profiles detailing the usual interests and hobbies, pictures of each member - but, as Aiba excitedly explained, this one has an added feature - a Dick Fax. This addition allowed each member to post the measurements of their, um, “member” - length, width, curvature, etc. There even was a box they could check to indicate if they were circumcised or not along with an option to post a picture of said appendage.
Well, this is certainly a new approach, Nino thought, as he started to browse through some of the profiles. It’s refreshing to have an advance idea of if your potential date would suit your preference later, if everything went well. Nino has met with disappointment more than once in this particular area, so is glad to see that someone had finally taken this factor into consideration when trying to match people up. Because really, Nino thinks, even if sex isn’t the most important thing in any relationship, it certainly is one of the main highlights.
Nino turns his attention back to the postings and finds a few of the profiles interesting.
Sakurai Sho
Tokyo, Age 37
Newscaster
Likes: Food, Rapping at karaoke
Dislikes: Heights
Nino tries to imagine this Sho guy rapping out the nightly news report on the evening broadcast, giggling at the mental image as he scrolls further along.
Matsumoto Jun
Tokyo, Age 35
Concert coordinator
Likes: Fashion, checking out trendy new restaurants, bonsai trees
Dislikes: Mornings, Decaf coffee
Note: Dick is bedazzled. Pm for sneak peeks.
Although Nino is curious as to what a bedazzled dick looks like, he decides it’s not worth the hassle of starting up an interaction. But he notes down Matsumoto’s profile name and number. Maybe he’ll tell Aiba about this one later and have him check it out so he won’t have to do it himself, he thinks.
Nino continues to browse through the profiles until one picture captures his attention. There’s something about the guy in the photo that makes him pause. He finds himself clicking to find out more.
Ohno Satoshi
Tokyo, Age 37
Artist
Enjoys singing, dancing, fishing, sleeping
Nino almost stopped here, because fishing - ew, no - as the seasickness that Nino suffers from is not one that he would willing subject himself to - but he decides that the profile picture is cute enough to at least warrant a quick glance at this guy’s Dick Fax.
Nino blinks, rubs his eyes, and checks his screen again, He figures he must have read it wrong, but the information displayed there remains the same.
He looks at the profile photo again. There's no way for his brain to connect the chubby faced, sleepy looking guy with the data on the dick fax.
There's. Just. No. Way.
Nino decides he has to check this out for himself, smirking as he starts typing a contact message.
FYI - here's the prompt....
