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[daintyduck]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Geoff!

1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Geoff to vote!
2. Geoff has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
3. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Geoff.
4. If you lick Geoff ten times, you will consume one calorie!
5. More people are killed by Geoff each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
6. Geoff was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
7. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Geoff.
8. Geoff has a bifurcated penis!
9. A Geoffometer is used to measure Geoff.
10. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Geoff.

Eep. The last one is especially true. Same with the bifurcated penis thing.