[Dot] "And Christmas is coming..."
[Senri] ...You want a magic map for Christmas?
[Dot] "Yes!"
[Senri] Out of all the things you could ask for :|
[Dot] "It's what i want!"
[Senri] Any specific reason? Curious about Katie's whereabouts~?
[Dot] "Not especially. There's no guarantee I would even be able to find her on the map anyway. I guess it would depend on what area the map covered. No, I just want one because I think it is fun."
[Senri] Maybe Fritz would be able to...?
[Dot] "Oooh, maybe!"
[Senri] And he does like making "fun" toys.
[Dot] "And maybe Mike can hire him for this..."
[Senri] A djinn making a deal with a really powerful magic person...
[Senri] Remind me not to be in on that night.
[Dot] "Or I might not have to ask Fritz at all, I bet I could FIND one..."
[Senri] It might make him happy, though. He likes being asked to do things sometimes. ...Depending on the person. And the thing.
[Dot] "And we could pay him in bikini pictures." grin
[Senri] But I don't own a bikini :|a
[Dot] "Not you."
[Dot] "Me, and Katie, and maaaaybe Buffy and Imogene!"
[Senri] Sexist!
[Dot] "Are YOU asking for a magic map that he might help with? If you are and you want to pay him in bikini pictures, go right ahead!"
[Dot] "And Fritz gets all melty, it's fun to watch!"
[Senri] Girls are terrible creatures.
[Dot] "Is that jealousy?" amused
[Senri] You have nothing that I need to be jealous about~
[Dot] "Is that so?"
[Senri] I make a cuter girl than any real girl.
[Dot] "I'm a real girl, and plenty cute enough."
[Senri] Plus I don't have all the pockets of fat and sagging flesh...
[Senri] It's just the way it is. Sorry.
[Dot] "Do you see any fat pockets, hm?"
[Senri] pokin' your chest Dot. Yep.
[Senri] and then your rump
[Dot] "If you were anybody else, I'd be offended." amused! "Instead I get to go home and tell Katie that I got graded like a cow."
[Senri] It's not your fault biology failed you. At least I don't cross dress any more really... But still, it must be hard for you, constantly compared to me. sigh~ Such a burden.
[Dot] "I will manage somehow! Besides, I don't really need to blot out the sun, anyway..." pokes herself, still amused
[Senri] The smaller the better. The bigger they are the more they sag. This will be complete with hand gestures
[Dot] "I've never had any complaints."grins
[Senri] Well not now. You have to think about the future!
[Dot] "In the future, I'll still be okay! There's not much to sag!"
[Senri] And I will be even better. presents his chest, Vanna White style
[Dot] "That must be a real comfort to you!"
[Senri] You have no idea.
[Dot] " If I ever do have a sudden increase, you might be the third to know." laughs
[Senri] ...Why in the world would I want to hear about that? Women are so indecent.
[Dot] "You are taking what some people might think of as an unusual interest right at the moment, after all." grins
[Senri] Who's interested???
[Dot] "You, with all of your poking."
[Dot] "There's a very small list of people that get to feel me up, but I have to admit, I never thought you'd make the list."
[Senri] I did not feel you up!
[Senri] There was no feeling! It was just a gesture. You aren't so lucky to get felt up by me, hmph.
[Dot] "Mmhmm. There's nothing wrong with being shy about it." grins
[Senri] I am shy about a great many things -- it's one facet of my great charm.
[Senri] But I am not shy about this.
[Dot] "I'm flattered, but you know I can't possibly say yes." amused
[Senri] ...Yes to what??
[Senri] horrified face
[Dot] "Maybe in another lifetime, but in this one, I don't sleep with boys, and you don't sleep with girls."
[Senri] ..............................
[Senri] I'm better than a girl! There's no reason for you to not want to sleep with me!
[Senri] Look, look. I have slim shoulders and _this face_~
[Senri] Wait, I have pictures from when I dressed up... Here, hold on...
[Dot] "It's very pretty, I agree!"
[Senri] Showin' Dot Halloween pictures :') See? I'm cute!
[Senri] There's no reason you shouldn't want to sleep with me! pouty face :<
[Dot] "You're adorable! I just think that it wouldn't work out!"
[Senri] It's high school all over again :<