...Senri feels Dot up and then tries to convince her that she should want to sleep with him. Yep.

Dec 04, 2011 23:19



[Dot] "And Christmas is coming..."

[Senri] ...You want a magic map for Christmas?

[Dot] "Yes!"

[Senri] Out of all the things you could ask for :|

[Dot] "It's what i want!"

[Senri] Any specific reason? Curious about Katie's whereabouts~?

[Dot] "Not especially. There's no guarantee I would even be able to find her on the map anyway. I guess it would depend on what area the map covered. No, I just want one because I think it is fun."

[Senri] Maybe Fritz would be able to...?

[Dot] "Oooh, maybe!"

[Senri] And he does like making "fun" toys.

[Dot] "And maybe Mike can hire him for this..."

[Senri] A djinn making a deal with a really powerful magic person...

[Senri] Remind me not to be in on that night.

[Dot] "Or I might not have to ask Fritz at all, I bet I could FIND one..."

[Senri] It might make him happy, though. He likes being asked to do things sometimes. ...Depending on the person. And the thing.

[Dot] "And we could pay him in bikini pictures." grin

[Senri] But I don't own a bikini :|a

[Dot] "Not you."

[Dot] "Me, and Katie, and maaaaybe Buffy and Imogene!"

[Senri] Sexist!
 [Dot] "Are YOU asking for a magic map that he might help with? If you are and you want to pay him in bikini pictures, go right ahead!"

[Dot] "And Fritz gets all melty, it's fun to watch!"

[Senri] Girls are terrible creatures.

[Dot] "Is that jealousy?" amused

[Senri] You have nothing that I need to be jealous about~

[Dot] "Is that so?"

[Senri] I make a cuter girl than any real girl.

[Dot] "I'm a real girl, and plenty cute enough."

[Senri] Plus I don't have all the pockets of fat and sagging flesh...
[Senri] It's just the way it is. Sorry.

[Dot] "Do you see any fat pockets, hm?"

[Senri] pokin' your chest Dot. Yep.
[Senri] and then your rump

[Dot] "If you were anybody else, I'd be offended." amused! "Instead I get to go home and tell Katie that I got graded like a cow."

[Senri] It's not your fault biology failed you. At least I don't cross dress any more really... But still, it must be hard for you, constantly compared to me. sigh~ Such a burden.

[Dot] "I will manage somehow! Besides, I don't really need to blot out the sun, anyway..." pokes herself, still amused

[Senri] The smaller the better. The bigger they are the more they sag. This will be complete with hand gestures

[Dot] "I've never had any complaints."grins

[Senri] Well not now. You have to think about the future!

[Dot] "In the future, I'll still be okay! There's not much to sag!"

[Senri] And I will be even better. presents his chest, Vanna White style

[Dot] "That must be a real comfort to you!"

[Senri] You have no idea.

[Dot] " If I ever do have a sudden increase, you might be the third to know." laughs

[Senri] ...Why in the world would I want to hear about that? Women are so indecent.

[Dot] "You are taking what some people might think of as an unusual interest right at the moment, after all." grins

[Senri] Who's interested???

[Dot] "You, with all of your poking."

[Dot] "There's a very small list of people that get to feel me up, but I have to admit, I never thought you'd make the list."
[Senri] I did not feel you up!
[Senri] There was no feeling! It was just a gesture. You aren't so lucky to get felt up by me, hmph.

[Dot] "Mmhmm. There's nothing wrong with being shy about it." grins

[Senri] I am shy about a great many things -- it's one facet of my great charm.

[Senri] But I am not shy about this.

[Dot] "I'm flattered, but you know I can't possibly say yes." amused

[Senri] ...Yes to what??
[Senri] horrified face

[Dot] "Maybe in another lifetime, but in this one, I don't sleep with boys, and you don't sleep with girls."

[Senri] ..............................

[Senri] I'm better than a girl! There's no reason for you to not want to sleep with me!
[Senri] Look, look. I have slim shoulders and _this face_~
[Senri] Wait, I have pictures from when I dressed up... Here, hold on...

[Dot] "It's very pretty, I agree!"

[Senri] Showin' Dot Halloween pictures :') See? I'm cute!
[Senri] There's no reason you shouldn't want to sleep with me! pouty face :<

[Dot] "You're adorable! I just think that it wouldn't work out!"

[Senri] It's high school all over again :<

who: dot champa, what: a horrible idea, what: only the mun thinks this is funny, what: rp, what: fun times, what: telling you what's best

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