First of all.....
Shush. I don't wanna hear the BS about how long it took me to update. I'm a very busy guy. lol
And this is the pre-cursor to an actual update that I will do tomorrow (cuz I have no one to hang out with tomorrow night).
But I would just like to point out that at the moment, I am the only member of the crew not stressing out about some self-personality issues/doubts/gf problems.
Freaking ironic if you ask me.
For Mark - Confidence. lol
The following are tips on how to please your gf for Eric and Dan:
1) If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.
2) Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order, interrupt
and say “no, she’s not hungry.” Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy
that speaks for her.
3) When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and
every girl requires that needed self-refinement
4) Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard.
When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you’re
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she
starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and
whisper very quietly into her ear “…because I can.”
5) Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If
she is, say “you better be.” Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will
show her you care.
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And this is the pre-cursor to an actual update that I will do tomorrow (cuz I have no one to hang out with tomorrow night).
But I would just like to point out that at the moment, I am the only member of the crew not stressing out about some self-personality issues/doubts/gf problems.
Freaking ironic if you ask me.
For Mark - Confidence. lol
The following are tips on how to please your gf for Eric and Dan:
1) If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.
2) Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order, interrupt
and say “no, she’s not hungry.” Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy
that speaks for her.
3) When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and
every girl requires that needed self-refinement
4) Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard.
When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you’re
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she
starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and
whisper very quietly into her ear “…because I can.”
5) Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If
she is, say “you better be.” Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will
show her you care.
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