"IT PUTS THE LOTIONS IN THE BASKET"
so i ran into this guy that i was kinda sorta "seeing" and i have no clue what i was thinking when i was with him. i'm not sure, but i think he got uglier or something. or maybe he always looked like that, i dunno. but either way, i pretended i didnt see him, but i know he saw me. i hope he comes down with lepracy or something like that. that would complete my life. but i won't hold my breath til that happens.
~"how did mary die?"
~"tire hit in the face!"
~"what was she doing putting her face near tires?"
~"no no no no, this tire hunted mary down. this tire murdered mary. this tire wasn't fucking around as we like to say, this tire was out for vengance."
-dane cook
~"how did mary die?"
~"tire hit in the face!"
~"what was she doing putting her face near tires?"
~"no no no no, this tire hunted mary down. this tire murdered mary. this tire wasn't fucking around as we like to say, this tire was out for vengance."
-dane cook