Feb 25, 2008 20:07
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb, and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No Googling/using IMDb search functions.
1. I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible.
2. - Good shit, eh?
- Dude, it's a fucking cigarette.
3. You need more than guts to be a good gangster, you need ideas.
4. - Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
- It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.
5. So you have no frame of reference here, ---. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
6. That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
7. Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!
8. Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
9. Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?
10. - Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
- Yeah.
- Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
- What is this supposed to prove?
- No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
- The man-hating dyke.
- Good. Why?
- I don't know.
- Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!
11. Why didn't I go in? I'm such a chicken. I'm such an idiot. I should have kissed her. I've blown it. I should just go and knock on her door and just kiss her. It would be romantic. It would be something we could someday tell our kids. I'm gonna do that right now. [drives away]
12. The sun never sets on the British Empire... Well the sun never sets on my asshole!
13. You gotta hear this one song, it'll change your life I swear.
14. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
15. We're coming to get you, Barbara!