Barney: If I can land just one of these girls, I'll have party school bingo. Come on, Ted. You're the only one here.
Ted: Oh! Sorry. What's party school bingo?
Barney: Every year, Playboy releases a list of the top party schools in the country. I take the top twenty-five, and I make up a bingo card. All I need is Arizona Tech, which is crazy. In league play, that would normally be designated a free space.
Ted: So, how many people are in on this party school bingo thing?
Barney: Oh, it's just me.
Ted: Then what's the point, then?
Barney: The point is to get five in a row.
Ted: What do you get when you get five in a row?
Barney: I get bingo.