Ted: Trust me. I dated Robin for a year. If you don't want to lose her, you gotta try a little harder. Be more attentive to where she is emotionally. You know, just be present.
Barney: Yes, totally.
Ted: Yeah.
Barney: Only thing, and this is just me-- I like my testicles attached to my body, rather than rolling around next to some eyeliner in Robin's purse. Stinson out!