Journal: Entry 1
I’m starting to write down my thoughts on the day. I’m sure this will last… a day.
12-14-09: A Monday.
Good Things About The Day:
My second shower. Oh man was that needed. I don’t know if you understand the -10 wind chill happening here in Omaha, but it isn’t pleasant. Yes, it is worse in other places, and yes, I am used to it, but dammit, when it is -10 a hot shower is amazing! Plus it give a place for some alone time. (Eww.)
Bad Things About The Day:
A piece of chicken fell of my Lean Cuisine Panini, which sucks since they put on approximately one piece of chicken per Panini. Upside is that I saved calories? Bigger upside is that I have an excuse later when I eat an entire pizza.
Other Things I Did:
Watched “The Nines,” which begs the question: Is Ryan Reynolds God, or is it just his abs are God-Like?
Watched “Sit Down, Shut Up” on Hulu. Seriously, that is a funny show. Take all of your favorite parts of FOX Sunday night, and then actually make them funny!
Jokes From My Prep:
After the success of Paranormal Activity, Paramount pictures has launched an initiative to place between 10 and 20 projects in development by the end of next year, with no individual budget topping $100,000. On a related note, be prepared to throw up every time you watch a Paramount picture a year from now.
Nike is standing by Tiger Woods, saying that when his career is officially over in many, many years, people will look back and remember what a great golfer he was. And then they opened a newspaper, did a spit-take and yelled “He Did What???”
Green Day are working on a version of Rock Band featuring all of their songs. No word on if it will include a special three-button guitar.
Final Thought:
Just because there is snow on the ground doesn’t mean you can make up your own parking space. There’d be an extra three spots if it weren’t for people who somehow have never parked a car before to know the appropriate distance.
12-14-09: A Monday.
Good Things About The Day:
My second shower. Oh man was that needed. I don’t know if you understand the -10 wind chill happening here in Omaha, but it isn’t pleasant. Yes, it is worse in other places, and yes, I am used to it, but dammit, when it is -10 a hot shower is amazing! Plus it give a place for some alone time. (Eww.)
Bad Things About The Day:
A piece of chicken fell of my Lean Cuisine Panini, which sucks since they put on approximately one piece of chicken per Panini. Upside is that I saved calories? Bigger upside is that I have an excuse later when I eat an entire pizza.
Other Things I Did:
Watched “The Nines,” which begs the question: Is Ryan Reynolds God, or is it just his abs are God-Like?
Watched “Sit Down, Shut Up” on Hulu. Seriously, that is a funny show. Take all of your favorite parts of FOX Sunday night, and then actually make them funny!
Jokes From My Prep:
After the success of Paranormal Activity, Paramount pictures has launched an initiative to place between 10 and 20 projects in development by the end of next year, with no individual budget topping $100,000. On a related note, be prepared to throw up every time you watch a Paramount picture a year from now.
Nike is standing by Tiger Woods, saying that when his career is officially over in many, many years, people will look back and remember what a great golfer he was. And then they opened a newspaper, did a spit-take and yelled “He Did What???”
Green Day are working on a version of Rock Band featuring all of their songs. No word on if it will include a special three-button guitar.
Final Thought:
Just because there is snow on the ground doesn’t mean you can make up your own parking space. There’d be an extra three spots if it weren’t for people who somehow have never parked a car before to know the appropriate distance.