I'm filled with contradictions Agent Hawkins.
Judas Kiss is not my favourite but the Emma/Alan banter is priceless.
Too bad they both have horrendous Southern accents. *shudder*
Sadie Hawkins: So fill me in.
Dave Friedman: That remark could be misconstrued as sexual harassment, Agent Hawkins.
Sadie Hawkins: Let's get it out of the way then: you've never worked under a female superior before. I got to where I am by pushing paper and playing nice - I've never actually fired a gun before, I'm only in this job to prove to my father I'm not a coward. I give decent head, so I got promoted before all the worthy candidates, all of them men, all of them equally gifted at fellatio but there was a gender quota to fill. I'm also stupid and idealistic; you are hard and cynical, and usually right. I am secretly in love with you but I have a hard time showing it. Did I skip anything?
Dave Friedman: You're a better driver, but I'm too proud to admit it.
Now, I know you want to see this scene and experience the terrible accents for yourselves.
Starts at about 1:08
ALSO
Dave Friedman: Well, fuck me sideways.
Sadie Hawkins: What, here?
Too bad they both have horrendous Southern accents. *shudder*
Sadie Hawkins: So fill me in.
Dave Friedman: That remark could be misconstrued as sexual harassment, Agent Hawkins.
Sadie Hawkins: Let's get it out of the way then: you've never worked under a female superior before. I got to where I am by pushing paper and playing nice - I've never actually fired a gun before, I'm only in this job to prove to my father I'm not a coward. I give decent head, so I got promoted before all the worthy candidates, all of them men, all of them equally gifted at fellatio but there was a gender quota to fill. I'm also stupid and idealistic; you are hard and cynical, and usually right. I am secretly in love with you but I have a hard time showing it. Did I skip anything?
Dave Friedman: You're a better driver, but I'm too proud to admit it.
Now, I know you want to see this scene and experience the terrible accents for yourselves.
Starts at about 1:08
Click to viewALSO
Dave Friedman: Well, fuck me sideways.
Sadie Hawkins: What, here?