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Anthony Franciosa Dies at Age 77.
The ep of South Park that Tom Cruise doesn't want you to see.
The Amazing Growing/Shrinking Katiewomb.
Emily's Reasons Why Not pulled after one episode.
'Spider-Man 3' casts its web over Bryce Dallas Howard. Look, that pun was there when I found it, don't look at me.
A 2006 movie preview from a blog I had never seen before but will start reading now: “Snakes on a Plane”: “Hey, Sam Jackson, what’s your next movie about?”
“Oh, you mean ‘Freedomland’ or ‘Black Snake Moan?’”
“No, no. I mean that one about the plane and the snakes.”
“Oh, you mean ‘SNAKES ON A PLANE’?!”
“HELL YES, SAM JACKSON! BREAK THAT SHIT DOWN!”
“IT’S ABOUT SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN’ PLANE, MOTHERFUCKER!”
“X-Men 3”: Brett Ratner took a perfectly good film subject, blew it to hell and then hired Sideshow Bob to wear a furry blue costume. I can’t wait for the streaming fanboy masses to leave the theater, march to Hollywood and burn Ratner before he can make “Rush Hour 3: Chris Tucker is Broke!”
“Basic Instinct 2”: God is dead.