Orchestral Conducting:
Anthony: *makes small mistake*
Summers: NO!!!
Anthony: *looks at pianists* Oh, right! Sorry!
Summers: First rule of conducting: Never. Apologize.
Anthony: *looks at Summers* Uh... sorry... I mean... I'm not sorry.
Summers: Right!
Anthony: *looks at pianists* You're sorry!
***
Last night I had a dream that we weren't taking conducting lessons from Professor Summers: Because we were taking golf lessons. On a golf course.
And then Anthony beat Professor Summers over the head with his golf club.