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[daienkai_entei]

Whoever put me on this ship is a dead person.

Shit.

Alright. Looks like this is the Host Club ship, what was it called... SS Haruki or something? And, looking at Tamaki's entry it looks like I'm not the only one that's ship displaced.

Okay.

Since it seems like a lot of us are... not where we're supposed to be I'm just going to take the initiative and

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[captainhikaru]

S.S. Haruhi.

What are YOU doing there?

[daienkai_entei]

I have NO IDEA. 'S part of what I'm trying to figure out.

Where are YOU?

[captainhikaru]

So get it right.

I'm...on a marine ship. That's what the flag says.

[daienkai_entei]

Marine ship... is there a girl with blue hair, glasses and a sword there?

[captainhikaru]

I haven't really been looking for a girl with blue hair, glasses and a sword. SHOULD I be?

[daienkai_entei]

Yes because that could determine which Marine ship you're on. And that's important because then I might be able to keep your sorry ass out of the brig.

[captainhikaru]

Well there's a big sail, it's made of wood and it smells REALLY bad.

[daienkai_entei]

Welcome to life on the high seas, kiddo.

Listen. Just go ask someone if it's Commodore Smoker's ship, alright? I don't want to see you get arrested because the idiot blond calls you guys pirate hosts.

[captainhikaru]

Now this "Commodore Smoker" wouldn't happen to be a chain smoker, would he? Because there is the distinct disgusting smell of SMOKE wafting all over the place and probably sinking into my clothing.

[daienkai_entei]

He is. He's also a Devil Fruit user, the Moku Moku no Mi so he controls smoke the way I control fire.

Suck it up and deal with it, Hikaru. It could be worse.

[captainhikaru]

Blah blah blah, this isn't helping me and I don't see him. I just SMELL him.

The beds on this ship are APPALLING.

[daienkai_entei]

... shit.

No really? I never would've guessed. Be happy you even have a bed.

[captainhikaru]

This isn't a bed. This is a commoner hammock--

Oh the captain's quarters bed. I'll take THIS one.

[daienkai_entei]

Get off his bed before he kicks your scrawny ass and throws it in the brig. Or, if he's missing like he seems to be, before Tashigi slices you up and throws you in the brig.

[captainhikaru]

Don't be like that, Abs-kun. I'm the captain until further notice.

[daienkai_entei]

I highly doubt the trained, armed and dangerous Marines are going to stand for that.