fuck
I fucking hate computers, I just had like a million quiz results, most of them actually really good, and then I go and hit some bookmark button at the top of the screen. I clicked back, and the whole fucking entry was gone. What the fuck? Why would they design it like that? Those fucking idiots at Microsoft fuck something else up...here's some other quizes that suck more than the ones that were here:
The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!
Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Your Heart Is Pink
In relationships, you like to play innocent - even though you aren't.
Each time you fall in love, it's like falling for the first time.
Your flirting style: Coy
Your lucky first date: Picnic in the park
Your dream lover: Is both caring and dominant
What you bring to relationships: Romance
What Color Heart Do You Have?
Your Passion is Gray
Your sexual attitude is best described as apathetic.
Often joking that you're asexual, you can go months without getting any.
For you, great sex does not make or break a relationship.
If it happens, it's just the icing on the cake.
What Color Is Your Passion?
Your Birthdate: October 6
For you, love is a natural progression from friendship. You are almost always friends first.
In love, you are loyal, steady, and honest. You are not a cheater or even much of a flirt.
You are likely to stay friends with your ex... and open to rekindling something in the future.
Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5
You are most compatible with people born on the 6th, 15th, and 24th of the month.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Oh lord...so apparently I have 2 more "true loves" to go. Shit, half gone by age 21? That's fucked up. So, I guess I'm going to break someone elses heart...how confusing.
You Have OK Karma
You try to be a good person... well, sometimes you try!
While you are caring deep down, you don't always show it.
You're very focused on yourself, and others come second (if not third).
Which is fine, but don't expect others to focus on you.
How's Your Karma?
You Are 4: The Individualist
You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself.
You are creative and dreamy... plus dramatic and unpredictable.
You're emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt.
Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel.
What Number Are You?
Some of that is true, the last line definitely isn't though.
You Are Modernism
You tend to be oriented toward the future and technology.
You like art that signals how the world might change in radical ways.
As far as art goes, everything in the past is obsolete - and it's time to carve a new path.
You prefer art that doesn't follow any rules - even if the art doesn't make much sense.
What Art Movement Are You?
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about.
What's Your Beer Personality?
Your Life Is Worth...
$918,000
How Much Is Your Life Worth?
Ummm wtf....
You Are Somewhat Mature
You definitely act like an adult sometimes, but a big part of you is still a kid at heart.
While your immature side is definitely fun, you're going to have to grow up sooner or later.
Are You Immature?
You Are a Little Scary
You've got a nice edge to you. Use it.
How Scary Are You?
Your Summer Love Style is Head Over Heels
This summer you're ready for a total head spin crush.
You've done the summer fling thing before, and now you want something real.
You're looking to fall head over heels in love this summer...
Even if you don't know who you'll fall for yet.
What's Your Summer Love Style?
Slow and Steady
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment.
They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.
How Do People See You?
Interesting, well, I'm not that cautious.
Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating
You're not ready to go walking down the aisle.
But you may be ready in a couple of years.
You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment.
And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility.
What's Your Ideal Relationship?
Amen to that.
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."
The Muppet Personality Test
Awwwwwwwww!
Your Linguistic Profile:55% General American English20% Yankee10% Dixie5% Midwestern5% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
And I think I'm done. People are going to start message bombing my journal because of all the damn bandwidth it takes up. How exciting. Well:
Merry
Christmas
The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!
Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Your Heart Is Pink
In relationships, you like to play innocent - even though you aren't.
Each time you fall in love, it's like falling for the first time.
Your flirting style: Coy
Your lucky first date: Picnic in the park
Your dream lover: Is both caring and dominant
What you bring to relationships: Romance
What Color Heart Do You Have?
Your Passion is Gray
Your sexual attitude is best described as apathetic.
Often joking that you're asexual, you can go months without getting any.
For you, great sex does not make or break a relationship.
If it happens, it's just the icing on the cake.
What Color Is Your Passion?
Your Birthdate: October 6
For you, love is a natural progression from friendship. You are almost always friends first.
In love, you are loyal, steady, and honest. You are not a cheater or even much of a flirt.
You are likely to stay friends with your ex... and open to rekindling something in the future.
Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5
You are most compatible with people born on the 6th, 15th, and 24th of the month.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Oh lord...so apparently I have 2 more "true loves" to go. Shit, half gone by age 21? That's fucked up. So, I guess I'm going to break someone elses heart...how confusing.
You Have OK Karma
You try to be a good person... well, sometimes you try!
While you are caring deep down, you don't always show it.
You're very focused on yourself, and others come second (if not third).
Which is fine, but don't expect others to focus on you.
How's Your Karma?
You Are 4: The Individualist
You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself.
You are creative and dreamy... plus dramatic and unpredictable.
You're emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt.
Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel.
What Number Are You?
Some of that is true, the last line definitely isn't though.
You Are Modernism
You tend to be oriented toward the future and technology.
You like art that signals how the world might change in radical ways.
As far as art goes, everything in the past is obsolete - and it's time to carve a new path.
You prefer art that doesn't follow any rules - even if the art doesn't make much sense.
What Art Movement Are You?
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about.
What's Your Beer Personality?
Your Life Is Worth...
$918,000
How Much Is Your Life Worth?
Ummm wtf....
You Are Somewhat Mature
You definitely act like an adult sometimes, but a big part of you is still a kid at heart.
While your immature side is definitely fun, you're going to have to grow up sooner or later.
Are You Immature?
You Are a Little Scary
You've got a nice edge to you. Use it.
How Scary Are You?
Your Summer Love Style is Head Over Heels
This summer you're ready for a total head spin crush.
You've done the summer fling thing before, and now you want something real.
You're looking to fall head over heels in love this summer...
Even if you don't know who you'll fall for yet.
What's Your Summer Love Style?
Slow and Steady
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment.
They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.
How Do People See You?
Interesting, well, I'm not that cautious.
Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating
You're not ready to go walking down the aisle.
But you may be ready in a couple of years.
You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment.
And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility.
What's Your Ideal Relationship?
Amen to that.
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."
The Muppet Personality Test
Awwwwwwwww!
Your Linguistic Profile:55% General American English20% Yankee10% Dixie5% Midwestern5% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
And I think I'm done. People are going to start message bombing my journal because of all the damn bandwidth it takes up. How exciting. Well:
Merry
Christmas