Oh My Gosh I Exist
So... I've been heedlessly negligent busy for a while, and now I'm back... For my pals at GoodReads.
Well.
It's better than nothing, yes?
And this is specifically for Splintered fans, so first I want to say thank you to some very special people in that exact GoodReads group-
[List of Awesome People in No Particular Order And Hopefully Not Excluding Anyone]
1. A.G. Howard (obviously) for being a lovely author and giving Morph his moments.
2. Linda "La La" (even though she's been offline a while) for being one of my first friends there!
3. Sarrie, for sharing mothcakes with me and (hopefully) heeding my advice about starting Black Butler.
4. Katie, for her sweetness and fairness in her unending battle for Jeb (We'd love to have you on Team Wings!)
5. Soumi, for being a lovely mod and her casting suggestions for Morpheus in the (hopefully) upcoming Splintered movie. I'm choosing to ignore her starting the Jeb thread.
6. Diane, one of my newer friends, for engaging me in delightful conversation about what we can do other than burning Morpheus' attire.
7. Nikki, a (wonderfully) Team Morpheus moderator, for her lovely writings and good priorities.
8. Natalia, my newest friend, for being a lovely Morph supporter and definitely someone who can lead us in the Pro-Morph and Anti-Jeb rants with her eloquency.
9. Hope, a (troubledteen) gorgeous artist with lovely fanfiction as well for being our double-edged sword ;)
10. Ginny, Queen of Books, for her unending optimism :)
11. Sophia for her gorgeous rant on the Morpheus thread.
12. Jenna for her super-fabz drawings of all the characters.
13. Kaede. Yes, she may pretend to be on Team Jeb, but from the way she manipulates people into saying what she wants definitely makes her a netherling. She'll admit it soon. Thanks to her for adding a lot of color to the battlefield (specifically: red.)
14. Brittersweet/Bri for her lovelyness and Team Morph banter :)
15. Harley for her lovely song:
"Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of JebLyssMorph
It's the anthem of a people-
Crap I can't rhyme with that"
16. Hannah, because even though she's *sigh* Team thatotheronewhoiwillnotsay, she makes good arguments and is a lovely mod.
17. Hannah, because there are two and this one is on Team Morph *sighs with happiness*, so for the second Hannah's Morpheus-filled wishes.
18. Netherling_Queen for, well, her awesome username, of course, and also her being our comrade in the Wings.
19. Elvina for being a lovely mothling *tips hat* and the fanart and soon-to-be writing :)
20. Nobonita, one of our two *sighs again* Rather wheely mods, for her reviews and kindness. <3
21. Everyone I missed- I love you all *throws confetti and gives hugs* Hopefully I'll be updating this list soon ;)
And now, hopefully without having missed anyone, I proceed to the actual pictures.
JK Explanation first.
I had to change some things, even with the whole working-with-the-covers thing.
Major changes:
1. Morpheus lost his hat. I apologize, though I know this is a sin for which I can never atone.
Main reason: Hats simply are not available.
2. Morpheus got a haircut.
Main reason: His hair was not available. Meh, it's still purple, right guys?
3. Morph also lost his jewels.
Main reason: Gosh, Morpheus, all of your bling is so exclusive I can't find it.
4. Alyssa's style is less punky.
I think I'm going to stop saying 'not available' and go with "I'M SORRY" from now on :S
5. Jeb.
I'm going to start this by explaining the issue- when you dislike a character, you can't make them look good how they are originally. So I fixed some things. And then some more. And then I realized he turned out attractive. I need to apologize first, and then throw up somewhere. Also, no lip piercing because I forgot/he just looks better that way. The Sims 2 piercings are slightly awful. I'M SORRY WINGS. I STILL MADE MORPH BETTER.
6. I made two Alyssa's to avoid trouble- one is regular Alyssa, the other is the netherling version, complete with wings!
7. Alyssa no longer has any kind of streak in her hair. Red or otherwise. Yup, not available. Forgive me orz.
8. Relationships- I started the lot with no relationships between any of them, and later on cheated a bit to make certain actions/poses available. I did, however, make them attracted to certain qualities that certain Sims had, i.e. blonde hair or abs high fitness.
Okay, now pictures.
Even sorted into categories!
[First Pictures/Introductions]
...I enter the lot, and this happens. Two perfect pairings, one of which works out, the other of which decides to have no chemistry whatsoever. Also, that is officially the most annoying glitch ever.
Sorry, Jeb. First come first serve. Also, Sims gives the most entertaining dialogue.
Alyssa/Jeb, what do you have against each other? I made you both extremely nice and outgoing and whatever, and you both just stand there? Also, Morpheus officially has the weirdest discussions ever. I can't even caption this.
With Sims like these, I could honestly just sit for an hour and watch them interact. God, they're fun. Also, some kind of mirror pillow fight in the corner there.
I don't know what I did to trigger this, but there was about a half-hour of everyone just slapping each other in the face. Probably I had both Alyssas interact with both guys or something. Oops. Learned my lesson there.
I greatly regret making Jeb attractive. It's like treason to Team Wings. I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WAS NOT ON PURPOSE.
Meh, Morph still looks better.
The next one is one of two picdumps I have of MorpheusxAlyssa, so Jeb fans beware! There are 4 normalish shots with 3 that are larger and more detailed.
[Alysseus/Morphyssa Picture Dump 1]
I felt bad that Jeb fans wouldn't get anything, so... Meep. You guys get 4 pictures. Only 4.
[JebxAlyssa ono]
One comment here: I was using a set of "furniture" called WallWriting, and it amazes me to no end that I found perfect JebxAlyssa and MorpheusxAlyssa stuff. Especially these paintings.
Now that the main pairing pics are out of the way, time for individual shots!
Next cut is just the separate character's shots of themselves. Alyssa gets a ton XD
[Jeb]
Obviously, the skateboard. Because Wheels. I honestly think his face didn't turn out half bad either. :)
(Maybe because he's based off a 'real' person, so he looks more realistic in general)
[Morpheus]
Why wedding bells and a violin? Because[Spoiler]
the prophecy makes me assume at some point they have some kind of marriage or something not just a child oh please god
and he reminds me of KAITO, who reminds me of violins. Long story short, Maxis decided to screw me over without having any moths or butterflies, and I learned this after posing everyone. Not to mention the fact that somehow I had no moths in my custom content. All paintings. :(
[Alyssa]
I absolutely adore this outfit, especially since I have it in almost every color. This is maybe the one thing in my Sims 2 closet that looks remotely like something Alyssa would wear. Also, this is probably not perfect as her hair, but it's wavy and blonde and somewhat reminds me of the cover, so I used it. And I love her makeup here, it kind of made her look a bit more real.
[Nether!Alyssa]
So obviously, this picture cuts off her wings. So I took another.
And here, her dress does the weirdest, non-gravity type thing.
This is the best I'm going to get. I'm sorry. I tried.
I would give my left arm for these eye markings alone. Alyssa, what are you doing.
[Wings vs Wheels]
Morpheus: "OMG OMG OMG"
Jeb: "Just let me get a picture with Alyssa without doing this."
Morph: "But Alyssa's changing over there!"
Jeb: "Really?!"
Morpheus: "LOL NOPE die perv feel mine and the moth's watery blast"
Jeb: "WHY??"
Morph: "Because dH thought it would be funny and i agree
Jeb: "Yeah, you mop up your mess."
Morph: "Because I'm a nice guy."
Okay, this at least happened without me interfering. I forgot I made Jeb a 'nice' Sim, and when nice Sims get mean things done to them... Well, this happens. Morpheus, obviously had no regrets.
But look, I made them high five, so it's all chill now.
[JEBPHEUS]
Yes. It happened. I did it.
At first, Jeb was not cooperating.
Morpheus: "Come on! I'm adorable!"
Jeb: "I don't care how many shots I get with Alyssa, this is not happening."
Then I used poseboxes, which literally just makes them do a pose, regardless of if they have a good relationship or not.
Morpheus: "So, what changed?"
Jeb: "A smile is on my face, but murder is in my heart. I will strike down your children."
Morpheus: "The ones with Aly-"
Jeb: "With your mosquito friends."
Morpheus: "Your hair feels soggy."
Jeb: "diediediediedie"
In other news, Morpheus' wings like to clip through the floor.
[I Bought Jeb a Truck (And I'm Sorry)]
And you know what that means...
Ponytail clips included.
See, Katie? I don't *hate* Jeb :)
/bricked
[The Beach]
I took them to the beach (in Jeb's car) and there was a glitch. Only Alyssa showed up. All I could see was that Jeb got out of the car and made a mad face before the car showed up on the lot.
So... Your car is cursed, Jeb. I'm not too sorry. Not after those last two pics.
I summoned both him and Morph to the lot via Alyssa's cell phone.
And pictures ensued.
Featuring: Alyssa, Jeb, Morph
Not Featuring: Shirts... *perv smile*
Morph: "I'm digging for seashells! ...And also Chess, who appears to have lost himself somewhere."'
Jeb: "Do you know this guy?"
Alyssa: "Absolutely not."
This picture has one reason for existence: to prove both Jeb and Morph have other options. Including male ones.
All Sims made by me except for "unknown" who is a default from the game and that old lady behind Eve, for the same reason.
I wish Vinnie had turned around, she's almost a perfect Taelor. Maybe I'll get more shots of her later.
This works kind of well for my Summer Fanfic thingy. Just need some ice cream.
Alyssa: "It's a nice view... Or it would be if I could SEE IT."
Jeb: "I'm going to kill that blue-haired little creep and his three (albeit perfect) sandcastles."
Jeb: "I WILL MURDER YOUR SANDKINGDOM"
Alyssa: "..." *neglects to mention it's technically her kingdom too*
I had to recreate this scene. In fact, it's this scene that brought me to this lot to begin withYes, I suffered through cars glitching and cellphones for this picture. (Note- scene from my fanfic.) And of course I forgot to cover the markings. *Table flip*
Morpheus: "blah blah blah ohmigoditsalyssainabikinimustlookinterestedintheconversationfastbeforeshenoticesimstaring"
It's like his wildest dreams have come true.
Just BTW, Morph in human clothing= epitome of hotness.
Just after I got the Sims back to the original lot, everything glitched. And by everything, I mean they couldn't leave in any manner, the car had disappeared, I couldn't buy anything, among with the fact that Alyssa literally disappeared and had to be reset several times. Long story short, I had to make an entirely new lot for them. I only had a few shots left I wanted to get, but I did it anyway.
[New Family Shots]
Jeb: "I'm so done with this."
Alyssa: "Let's just get it over with."
Morpheus:"I wonder if using TumTum juice on Alyssa would be considered date rape."
Alyssa: "And how do you feel about jail?"
Jeb: "Oh my gosh I love it! *practically sparkles*"
Morpheus: "Two books and a novella, and I still have absolutely no idea what she sees in him."
"Oh shoot, my jump rope got tangled."
I swear, this is not my doing. Sims 2 just wants them to be OOC.
[I Bought Jeb A Motorcycle]
Note on the weird posing: It's a problem with the mesh of the object, I think? They apparently couldn't fix it, so Jeb can just drive without handles :)
[A Very OOC Proposal]
I guess this is... An alternate proposal scene? Or something?
IDK, I just wanted something with flowers and plants and such. This is supposed to be right next to the *special tree*, which can't be seen. I swear, it's to Alyssa's right. It exists.
[OMG FAVORITE SCENE]
You may now refer to this forever in hushed tones.
"Do you remember the time daHanci actually made a canon scene that was not entirely out of character?!"
I built, no joke, an entire room for Alyssa, the way I've always imagined it. I forgot the mirror, but that can be ignored for now.
Because I only took pictures of one wall. And a half, I suppose.
Either way, this is one of my favorites, so I just had to do it.
And I changed Morph's wings, because these look better for how I imagine them in this scene.
Also, look out for the random dreamcatcher XD
"...he turns his face without warning, catching my mouth under his."
"His lips are warm and silky, flavored with tobacco."
"A muffled curse comes from the doorway."
...Hypocrite. Also, the reason the mirror is gone is that it screwed up their faces, Alyssa's hair, everything within its range.
[Morpheus Has Terrible Luck aka Karma]
So I decided to shoot some scenes by the aforementioned tree, and suddenly I recognized a certain Sim next to poor little Morph.
Morpheus: "...And I lost him! I mean, I couldn't find either half in the sand!"
Unsavory Charlatan (Yes, that is really his name): "Yes, yes."oh look, a scrawny little white boy
The Unsavory Charlatan has one purpose in the game: Pickpocketing. At this point, the action was too late to be X-ed out, so I decided to take advantage of the moment with pics.
Charlatan who definitely stole a great nickname for Morph from A.G.: How would you like for me to tell you your future?
Morph: "Um, no? Unless it includes me finding Chess, which would be great, because then I'd know where he is. Also, I have someone else to tell me prophecies and such..."
Mind out of the gutter, folks. He's taking Morph's wallet.
Told you.
Charlatan: "Nice meeting you. Now, have a nice day, my boy!"
Morph: "What in the-"
Anyway, if it wasn't enough that he made Morph look adorable wimpy not at his best and groped him (which only I and Alyssa should be allowed to do and maybe Jeb if he's into that), he also patted his head. Oh, and there was the whole money-stealing thing and whatever.
So I had only one option.
I should probably explain this next batch of pictures real quick. As I said before, the lot glitched out, so I made a new one. Apparently, this did not stop the old Sims from the lot coming over (as a matter of fact, that purple wall is from the pictures).
This is one of the weirdest scenarios I've ever seen.
Morpheus: "Ow, my thing-that-sits-on-a-mushroom hurts."
Glitch!Morph: "Ooh, look, new Alyssa is on that bench with Jeb. I should go torment them."
Charlatan "HA HA HA."
This is the first of many sad-face and mad-face pics.
Morph: "Why me...."
Come on, Morph. Suck it up, or Alyssa will never fall for you. Also, there's a cute girl behind you.
Morph: "Right, right."
I don't know why I blocked Terishe's face, she's very pretty. But the point is just for the name. (It was a challenge to 'breed' an attractive child from someone terrible and ugly).
Anyone who causes this face is going to get a thousand years in hell.
Again.
Morph: "And it wasn't just how he did it, it was that he did it with Alyssa and Jeb behind me!"
Sim!Morph has so many mood swings, we could put in a playground.
So I spawned another Charlatan to atone for the first one's sins.
Meet Clone!Charlatan. I suppose they just spawn a random Sim and put it in this outfit, so no fun mustache.
Just look at Morph's expression.
"You're going to die, good sir."
"To die."
I don't know how Jeb got here, but he's watching now from inside the box.
Alyssa is currently halfway through the bench. Morph ended up winning this time, and of course it had nothing to do with the fact that I cheated him up in Body skill and Fitness. aka Instant Abs.
I'm not going to make a racist comment, I'll just point out Morpheus always seems ready to kick the Charlatan's butts. All I have to do is spawn them :)
YEAH. And then I got bored of this, so I stopped. Story of my life orz
Also, ohdeargodugliness
[What Happened After]
So, I took everyone back to the house, and here's the non-glitched family pic:
Because
1. My quality suddenly got ruined. I don't know why, I'm sorry.
2. I was too tired to type Splintered again. Insert apology here /drained
This after two straight weeks of praying for butterflies or moths. Two. Weeks. And I get them this late. *throws brick*
Thanks so much for reading!
I do have more pics/characters, which will be uploaded, um, soon... Soon meaning in less than a month, hopefully.
*sigh*
*hugs*
-daHanci
Well.
It's better than nothing, yes?
And this is specifically for Splintered fans, so first I want to say thank you to some very special people in that exact GoodReads group-
[List of Awesome People in No Particular Order And Hopefully Not Excluding Anyone]
1. A.G. Howard (obviously) for being a lovely author and giving Morph his moments.
2. Linda "La La" (even though she's been offline a while) for being one of my first friends there!
3. Sarrie, for sharing mothcakes with me and (hopefully) heeding my advice about starting Black Butler.
4. Katie, for her sweetness and fairness in her unending battle for Jeb (We'd love to have you on Team Wings!)
5. Soumi, for being a lovely mod and her casting suggestions for Morpheus in the (hopefully) upcoming Splintered movie. I'm choosing to ignore her starting the Jeb thread.
6. Diane, one of my newer friends, for engaging me in delightful conversation about what we can do other than burning Morpheus' attire.
7. Nikki, a (wonderfully) Team Morpheus moderator, for her lovely writings and good priorities.
8. Natalia, my newest friend, for being a lovely Morph supporter and definitely someone who can lead us in the Pro-Morph and Anti-Jeb rants with her eloquency.
9. Hope, a (troubledteen) gorgeous artist with lovely fanfiction as well for being our double-edged sword ;)
10. Ginny, Queen of Books, for her unending optimism :)
11. Sophia for her gorgeous rant on the Morpheus thread.
12. Jenna for her super-fabz drawings of all the characters.
13. Kaede. Yes, she may pretend to be on Team Jeb, but from the way she manipulates people into saying what she wants definitely makes her a netherling. She'll admit it soon. Thanks to her for adding a lot of color to the battlefield (specifically: red.)
14. Brittersweet/Bri for her lovelyness and Team Morph banter :)
15. Harley for her lovely song:
"Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of JebLyssMorph
It's the anthem of a people-
Crap I can't rhyme with that"
16. Hannah, because even though she's *sigh* Team thatotheronewhoiwillnotsay, she makes good arguments and is a lovely mod.
17. Hannah, because there are two and this one is on Team Morph *sighs with happiness*, so for the second Hannah's Morpheus-filled wishes.
18. Netherling_Queen for, well, her awesome username, of course, and also her being our comrade in the Wings.
19. Elvina for being a lovely mothling *tips hat* and the fanart and soon-to-be writing :)
20. Nobonita, one of our two *sighs again* Rather wheely mods, for her reviews and kindness. <3
21. Everyone I missed- I love you all *throws confetti and gives hugs* Hopefully I'll be updating this list soon ;)
And now, hopefully without having missed anyone, I proceed to the actual pictures.
JK Explanation first.
I had to change some things, even with the whole working-with-the-covers thing.
Major changes:
1. Morpheus lost his hat. I apologize, though I know this is a sin for which I can never atone.
Main reason: Hats simply are not available.
2. Morpheus got a haircut.
Main reason: His hair was not available. Meh, it's still purple, right guys?
3. Morph also lost his jewels.
Main reason: Gosh, Morpheus, all of your bling is so exclusive I can't find it.
4. Alyssa's style is less punky.
I think I'm going to stop saying 'not available' and go with "I'M SORRY" from now on :S
5. Jeb.
I'm going to start this by explaining the issue- when you dislike a character, you can't make them look good how they are originally. So I fixed some things. And then some more. And then I realized he turned out attractive. I need to apologize first, and then throw up somewhere. Also, no lip piercing because I forgot/he just looks better that way. The Sims 2 piercings are slightly awful. I'M SORRY WINGS. I STILL MADE MORPH BETTER.
6. I made two Alyssa's to avoid trouble- one is regular Alyssa, the other is the netherling version, complete with wings!
7. Alyssa no longer has any kind of streak in her hair. Red or otherwise. Yup, not available. Forgive me orz.
8. Relationships- I started the lot with no relationships between any of them, and later on cheated a bit to make certain actions/poses available. I did, however, make them attracted to certain qualities that certain Sims had, i.e. blonde hair or abs high fitness.
Okay, now pictures.
Even sorted into categories!
[First Pictures/Introductions]
...I enter the lot, and this happens. Two perfect pairings, one of which works out, the other of which decides to have no chemistry whatsoever. Also, that is officially the most annoying glitch ever.
Sorry, Jeb. First come first serve. Also, Sims gives the most entertaining dialogue.
Alyssa/Jeb, what do you have against each other? I made you both extremely nice and outgoing and whatever, and you both just stand there? Also, Morpheus officially has the weirdest discussions ever. I can't even caption this.
With Sims like these, I could honestly just sit for an hour and watch them interact. God, they're fun. Also, some kind of mirror pillow fight in the corner there.
I don't know what I did to trigger this, but there was about a half-hour of everyone just slapping each other in the face. Probably I had both Alyssas interact with both guys or something. Oops. Learned my lesson there.
I greatly regret making Jeb attractive. It's like treason to Team Wings. I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WAS NOT ON PURPOSE.
Meh, Morph still looks better.
The next one is one of two picdumps I have of MorpheusxAlyssa, so Jeb fans beware! There are 4 normalish shots with 3 that are larger and more detailed.
[Alysseus/Morphyssa Picture Dump 1]
I felt bad that Jeb fans wouldn't get anything, so... Meep. You guys get 4 pictures. Only 4.
[JebxAlyssa ono]
One comment here: I was using a set of "furniture" called WallWriting, and it amazes me to no end that I found perfect JebxAlyssa and MorpheusxAlyssa stuff. Especially these paintings.
Now that the main pairing pics are out of the way, time for individual shots!
Next cut is just the separate character's shots of themselves. Alyssa gets a ton XD
[Jeb]
Obviously, the skateboard. Because Wheels. I honestly think his face didn't turn out half bad either. :)
(Maybe because he's based off a 'real' person, so he looks more realistic in general)
[Morpheus]
Why wedding bells and a violin? Because[Spoiler]
the prophecy makes me assume at some point they have some kind of marriage or something not just a child oh please god
and he reminds me of KAITO, who reminds me of violins. Long story short, Maxis decided to screw me over without having any moths or butterflies, and I learned this after posing everyone. Not to mention the fact that somehow I had no moths in my custom content. All paintings. :(
[Alyssa]
I absolutely adore this outfit, especially since I have it in almost every color. This is maybe the one thing in my Sims 2 closet that looks remotely like something Alyssa would wear. Also, this is probably not perfect as her hair, but it's wavy and blonde and somewhat reminds me of the cover, so I used it. And I love her makeup here, it kind of made her look a bit more real.
[Nether!Alyssa]
So obviously, this picture cuts off her wings. So I took another.
And here, her dress does the weirdest, non-gravity type thing.
This is the best I'm going to get. I'm sorry. I tried.
I would give my left arm for these eye markings alone. Alyssa, what are you doing.
[Wings vs Wheels]
Morpheus: "OMG OMG OMG"
Jeb: "Just let me get a picture with Alyssa without doing this."
Morph: "But Alyssa's changing over there!"
Jeb: "Really?!"
Morpheus: "LOL NOPE die perv feel mine and the moth's watery blast"
Jeb: "WHY??"
Morph: "Because dH thought it would be funny and i agree
Jeb: "Yeah, you mop up your mess."
Morph: "Because I'm a nice guy."
Okay, this at least happened without me interfering. I forgot I made Jeb a 'nice' Sim, and when nice Sims get mean things done to them... Well, this happens. Morpheus, obviously had no regrets.
But look, I made them high five, so it's all chill now.
[JEBPHEUS]
Yes. It happened. I did it.
At first, Jeb was not cooperating.
Morpheus: "Come on! I'm adorable!"
Jeb: "I don't care how many shots I get with Alyssa, this is not happening."
Then I used poseboxes, which literally just makes them do a pose, regardless of if they have a good relationship or not.
Morpheus: "So, what changed?"
Jeb: "A smile is on my face, but murder is in my heart. I will strike down your children."
Morpheus: "The ones with Aly-"
Jeb: "With your mosquito friends."
Morpheus: "Your hair feels soggy."
Jeb: "diediediediedie"
In other news, Morpheus' wings like to clip through the floor.
[I Bought Jeb a Truck (And I'm Sorry)]
And you know what that means...
Ponytail clips included.
See, Katie? I don't *hate* Jeb :)
/bricked
[The Beach]
I took them to the beach (in Jeb's car) and there was a glitch. Only Alyssa showed up. All I could see was that Jeb got out of the car and made a mad face before the car showed up on the lot.
So... Your car is cursed, Jeb. I'm not too sorry. Not after those last two pics.
I summoned both him and Morph to the lot via Alyssa's cell phone.
And pictures ensued.
Featuring: Alyssa, Jeb, Morph
Not Featuring: Shirts... *perv smile*
Morph: "I'm digging for seashells! ...And also Chess, who appears to have lost himself somewhere."'
Jeb: "Do you know this guy?"
Alyssa: "Absolutely not."
This picture has one reason for existence: to prove both Jeb and Morph have other options. Including male ones.
All Sims made by me except for "unknown" who is a default from the game and that old lady behind Eve, for the same reason.
I wish Vinnie had turned around, she's almost a perfect Taelor. Maybe I'll get more shots of her later.
This works kind of well for my Summer Fanfic thingy. Just need some ice cream.
Alyssa: "It's a nice view... Or it would be if I could SEE IT."
Jeb: "I'm going to kill that blue-haired little creep and his three (albeit perfect) sandcastles."
Jeb: "I WILL MURDER YOUR SANDKINGDOM"
Alyssa: "..." *neglects to mention it's technically her kingdom too*
I had to recreate this scene. In fact, it's this scene that brought me to this lot to begin withYes, I suffered through cars glitching and cellphones for this picture. (Note- scene from my fanfic.) And of course I forgot to cover the markings. *Table flip*
Morpheus: "blah blah blah ohmigoditsalyssainabikinimustlookinterestedintheconversationfastbeforeshenoticesimstaring"
It's like his wildest dreams have come true.
Just BTW, Morph in human clothing= epitome of hotness.
Just after I got the Sims back to the original lot, everything glitched. And by everything, I mean they couldn't leave in any manner, the car had disappeared, I couldn't buy anything, among with the fact that Alyssa literally disappeared and had to be reset several times. Long story short, I had to make an entirely new lot for them. I only had a few shots left I wanted to get, but I did it anyway.
[New Family Shots]
Jeb: "I'm so done with this."
Alyssa: "Let's just get it over with."
Morpheus:"I wonder if using TumTum juice on Alyssa would be considered date rape."
Alyssa: "And how do you feel about jail?"
Jeb: "Oh my gosh I love it! *practically sparkles*"
Morpheus: "Two books and a novella, and I still have absolutely no idea what she sees in him."
"Oh shoot, my jump rope got tangled."
I swear, this is not my doing. Sims 2 just wants them to be OOC.
[I Bought Jeb A Motorcycle]
Note on the weird posing: It's a problem with the mesh of the object, I think? They apparently couldn't fix it, so Jeb can just drive without handles :)
[A Very OOC Proposal]
I guess this is... An alternate proposal scene? Or something?
IDK, I just wanted something with flowers and plants and such. This is supposed to be right next to the *special tree*, which can't be seen. I swear, it's to Alyssa's right. It exists.
[OMG FAVORITE SCENE]
You may now refer to this forever in hushed tones.
"Do you remember the time daHanci actually made a canon scene that was not entirely out of character?!"
I built, no joke, an entire room for Alyssa, the way I've always imagined it. I forgot the mirror, but that can be ignored for now.
Because I only took pictures of one wall. And a half, I suppose.
Either way, this is one of my favorites, so I just had to do it.
And I changed Morph's wings, because these look better for how I imagine them in this scene.
Also, look out for the random dreamcatcher XD
"...he turns his face without warning, catching my mouth under his."
"His lips are warm and silky, flavored with tobacco."
"A muffled curse comes from the doorway."
...Hypocrite. Also, the reason the mirror is gone is that it screwed up their faces, Alyssa's hair, everything within its range.
[Morpheus Has Terrible Luck aka Karma]
So I decided to shoot some scenes by the aforementioned tree, and suddenly I recognized a certain Sim next to poor little Morph.
Morpheus: "...And I lost him! I mean, I couldn't find either half in the sand!"
Unsavory Charlatan (Yes, that is really his name): "Yes, yes."oh look, a scrawny little white boy
The Unsavory Charlatan has one purpose in the game: Pickpocketing. At this point, the action was too late to be X-ed out, so I decided to take advantage of the moment with pics.
Charlatan who definitely stole a great nickname for Morph from A.G.: How would you like for me to tell you your future?
Morph: "Um, no? Unless it includes me finding Chess, which would be great, because then I'd know where he is. Also, I have someone else to tell me prophecies and such..."
Mind out of the gutter, folks. He's taking Morph's wallet.
Told you.
Charlatan: "Nice meeting you. Now, have a nice day, my boy!"
Morph: "What in the-"
Anyway, if it wasn't enough that he made Morph look adorable wimpy not at his best and groped him (which only I and Alyssa should be allowed to do and maybe Jeb if he's into that), he also patted his head. Oh, and there was the whole money-stealing thing and whatever.
So I had only one option.
I should probably explain this next batch of pictures real quick. As I said before, the lot glitched out, so I made a new one. Apparently, this did not stop the old Sims from the lot coming over (as a matter of fact, that purple wall is from the pictures).
This is one of the weirdest scenarios I've ever seen.
Morpheus: "Ow, my thing-that-sits-on-a-mushroom hurts."
Glitch!Morph: "Ooh, look, new Alyssa is on that bench with Jeb. I should go torment them."
Charlatan "HA HA HA."
This is the first of many sad-face and mad-face pics.
Morph: "Why me...."
Come on, Morph. Suck it up, or Alyssa will never fall for you. Also, there's a cute girl behind you.
Morph: "Right, right."
I don't know why I blocked Terishe's face, she's very pretty. But the point is just for the name. (It was a challenge to 'breed' an attractive child from someone terrible and ugly).
Anyone who causes this face is going to get a thousand years in hell.
Again.
Morph: "And it wasn't just how he did it, it was that he did it with Alyssa and Jeb behind me!"
Sim!Morph has so many mood swings, we could put in a playground.
So I spawned another Charlatan to atone for the first one's sins.
Meet Clone!Charlatan. I suppose they just spawn a random Sim and put it in this outfit, so no fun mustache.
Just look at Morph's expression.
"You're going to die, good sir."
"To die."
I don't know how Jeb got here, but he's watching now from inside the box.
Alyssa is currently halfway through the bench. Morph ended up winning this time, and of course it had nothing to do with the fact that I cheated him up in Body skill and Fitness. aka Instant Abs.
I'm not going to make a racist comment, I'll just point out Morpheus always seems ready to kick the Charlatan's butts. All I have to do is spawn them :)
YEAH. And then I got bored of this, so I stopped. Story of my life orz
Also, ohdeargodugliness
[What Happened After]
So, I took everyone back to the house, and here's the non-glitched family pic:
Because
1. My quality suddenly got ruined. I don't know why, I'm sorry.
2. I was too tired to type Splintered again. Insert apology here /drained
This after two straight weeks of praying for butterflies or moths. Two. Weeks. And I get them this late. *throws brick*
Thanks so much for reading!
I do have more pics/characters, which will be uploaded, um, soon... Soon meaning in less than a month, hopefully.
*sigh*
*hugs*
-daHanci