hey remember that time i had that really annoying song that got played on the radio every 5 mins
'Straya Day was lots of fun, ticked all the boxes of bbqs, lamb, hottest 100, cans of warm VB, thongs, stubbies and australia flag wifebeater. (possibly photos soon) Everything was going fine until about 10pm when i randomly ran into a friend up the road who plied me with various bad things which sent me into a spiralous nightmare world on the taxi ride back to jess's house. Good times!
Looks like i'm going to be moving very soonish, into the lower regions of the house of jimmy, in the magical faraway land of Enmore, where the Ens never runneth dry and rent is a mere pittance.
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This is the show i'm in. The Sydney show will sell out next week, and there are no comps for *anyone* so even if you had saved my life from bears and/or it is your last cancer riddled starlight foundation wish to see the show, you will be turfed out on your big lazy non-ticket buying arse.
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Hello One and All,
SUGARTIME presents THE ABSINTH CLUB
Australia's first and first national BURLESQUE TOUR...
Can you keep the biggest secret of the year? Should you tell your friends? Do they deserve a membership to the club for people who don't join clubs? Would they be intrigued, teased, tantalised and tourtured to know that they too could be a proud pervert, a public voyeur at the most talked about event of the new year?
Delve into the decadant den of devious delights, revel in the frills, feathers and fancy foot work of the most lively showgals and boys in the country...
Be amazed at the spectacle that is THE ORPHAN PARTY, forming for one month only this party of 6 immigrants from eastern european lands of deceptive boarders and quirky sounds, with broken english and perfect hair will set your soul on fire as you watch them orchestrate songs of old to acts of new.
A showcase of infinite proportions is brought to you, the line up of line ups, astounding talent from up and down Australia's east coast!
THREE CITIES in FOUR WEEKS. Acts never to have graced the stages of the seediest and rocking, elegant defying venues this side of the country.
THE ABSINTH CLUB takes it's first bitter sip in the culture capital of OZ....MELBOURNE at THE SPANISH CLUB Friday the 2nd and Saturday the 3rd of Feburary. Another pursed lip sip in our own hometown....Sydney on Saturday the 10th of FEBURARY at THE GAELIC CLUB and the third and final swill goes down in the razza mattaz town of BRISBANE on Saturday 23rd of Feburary at THE COLUMBIAN.
We expect to see all of SUGARTIMES die hard fans in all three cities, you will then be a member for LIFE old boy!
Now a little teaser...stick out your tongue...
Sydney's very own ladies of Burlesque, BELLADONNAS DE LUX will out do even themselves on stage in a dizzying array of new material which will leave you gasping for more and your panties wet...
Melbournes THE TOWN BIKES with gods speed will appear before your very own eyes in all three CAPITAL cities, in their most provocative act to date.
Scream up roariously as the ephemeral curtains part when MAN'S RUIN BURLESQUE slink on stage and bring men and women alike, to their knees!
IMOGEN KELLY the ONE and ONLY makes a startling appearance as herself.
The evolution of Vaudeville, Burlesque and varying amounts of Swing and Street Cred will culminate in the never seen before melding of four souls of the hottest flesh pressing against even hotter flesh...watch out for KELLY DOLL and COUGAR JONES v's LA VIVIANNA and ANDY UPROCK!
Allow BIRDMAN to entertain you as only he knows how.
Gasp and moan in awe for the chaotic coincidence of the bombshell MARAWA and her tantalising curves.
LOLA THE VAMP is here to define the luxurious creme of her body and soul in a Belle Epoque out burst of Burlesque.
Make way for another drink bartender ooops...it's HI BALL BURLESQUE strutting sultrily in synch!
Smell the intoxicating scent of KASPIA VIOLETTA and her posy of perversions.
Don't go home broken until you have witnessed BONE DADDY...crunch!
Let AMELIA WOOD while away your thoughts in a foot juggling display of speed and skill.
Be shocked and enchanted with MISS IVY in her lair of
seduction...try not to get POISONED!
Succumb to the delerious vision of 'The Green Fairy' as you indulge in her bitter sweet nectar and behold her spectacle of sinister emerald delights on stage. Let GYPSY WOOD steal your black heart.
ALL THIS AND MORE!
WITH SPECIAL GUESTS IN EACH CAPITAL CITY!
COCO de MER, LENA MARLENE, TIGERLIL, LADY LIANE, just to name a few!
Expect the unexpected and all the fine details of SUGARTIMES usuall atmospheric pressure of their spectacular nights you have grown to love and never let go of. For those new comers, be warned, once in, the door never opens the same way again.
TAKE HEED of this long winded message and go to the website,
www.sugartime.com.au
and follow the links to the ticket info and buy your ticket now! THESES SHOWS WILL SELL OUT!
Dates and ticket info below
Feb 2nd and 3rd The Spanish Club Melbourne.
Tickets: www.webtickets.com.au
Feb 10th The Gaelic Club, Surry Hills. Sydney.
Tickets: www.moshtix.com.au
Feb 24th The Columbian Bar, Brisbane.
Tickets: www.etix.oztix.com.au
Tell all your debaucherous, dandies and darling deviants they must be there dressed to the decadant 9's!
Pass this rumour on!
SUGARTIME SENDS LOVE TO YOU ALL!
SEE YOU IN THE EMERALD CITY...BECOME A MEMBER OF THE MOST NOTORIOUS CLUB...
THE ABSINTH CLUB.
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Looks like i'm going to be moving very soonish, into the lower regions of the house of jimmy, in the magical faraway land of Enmore, where the Ens never runneth dry and rent is a mere pittance.
###############
This is the show i'm in. The Sydney show will sell out next week, and there are no comps for *anyone* so even if you had saved my life from bears and/or it is your last cancer riddled starlight foundation wish to see the show, you will be turfed out on your big lazy non-ticket buying arse.
****************************************************************************
Hello One and All,
SUGARTIME presents THE ABSINTH CLUB
Australia's first and first national BURLESQUE TOUR...
Can you keep the biggest secret of the year? Should you tell your friends? Do they deserve a membership to the club for people who don't join clubs? Would they be intrigued, teased, tantalised and tourtured to know that they too could be a proud pervert, a public voyeur at the most talked about event of the new year?
Delve into the decadant den of devious delights, revel in the frills, feathers and fancy foot work of the most lively showgals and boys in the country...
Be amazed at the spectacle that is THE ORPHAN PARTY, forming for one month only this party of 6 immigrants from eastern european lands of deceptive boarders and quirky sounds, with broken english and perfect hair will set your soul on fire as you watch them orchestrate songs of old to acts of new.
A showcase of infinite proportions is brought to you, the line up of line ups, astounding talent from up and down Australia's east coast!
THREE CITIES in FOUR WEEKS. Acts never to have graced the stages of the seediest and rocking, elegant defying venues this side of the country.
THE ABSINTH CLUB takes it's first bitter sip in the culture capital of OZ....MELBOURNE at THE SPANISH CLUB Friday the 2nd and Saturday the 3rd of Feburary. Another pursed lip sip in our own hometown....Sydney on Saturday the 10th of FEBURARY at THE GAELIC CLUB and the third and final swill goes down in the razza mattaz town of BRISBANE on Saturday 23rd of Feburary at THE COLUMBIAN.
We expect to see all of SUGARTIMES die hard fans in all three cities, you will then be a member for LIFE old boy!
Now a little teaser...stick out your tongue...
Sydney's very own ladies of Burlesque, BELLADONNAS DE LUX will out do even themselves on stage in a dizzying array of new material which will leave you gasping for more and your panties wet...
Melbournes THE TOWN BIKES with gods speed will appear before your very own eyes in all three CAPITAL cities, in their most provocative act to date.
Scream up roariously as the ephemeral curtains part when MAN'S RUIN BURLESQUE slink on stage and bring men and women alike, to their knees!
IMOGEN KELLY the ONE and ONLY makes a startling appearance as herself.
The evolution of Vaudeville, Burlesque and varying amounts of Swing and Street Cred will culminate in the never seen before melding of four souls of the hottest flesh pressing against even hotter flesh...watch out for KELLY DOLL and COUGAR JONES v's LA VIVIANNA and ANDY UPROCK!
Allow BIRDMAN to entertain you as only he knows how.
Gasp and moan in awe for the chaotic coincidence of the bombshell MARAWA and her tantalising curves.
LOLA THE VAMP is here to define the luxurious creme of her body and soul in a Belle Epoque out burst of Burlesque.
Make way for another drink bartender ooops...it's HI BALL BURLESQUE strutting sultrily in synch!
Smell the intoxicating scent of KASPIA VIOLETTA and her posy of perversions.
Don't go home broken until you have witnessed BONE DADDY...crunch!
Let AMELIA WOOD while away your thoughts in a foot juggling display of speed and skill.
Be shocked and enchanted with MISS IVY in her lair of
seduction...try not to get POISONED!
Succumb to the delerious vision of 'The Green Fairy' as you indulge in her bitter sweet nectar and behold her spectacle of sinister emerald delights on stage. Let GYPSY WOOD steal your black heart.
ALL THIS AND MORE!
WITH SPECIAL GUESTS IN EACH CAPITAL CITY!
COCO de MER, LENA MARLENE, TIGERLIL, LADY LIANE, just to name a few!
Expect the unexpected and all the fine details of SUGARTIMES usuall atmospheric pressure of their spectacular nights you have grown to love and never let go of. For those new comers, be warned, once in, the door never opens the same way again.
TAKE HEED of this long winded message and go to the website,
www.sugartime.com.au
and follow the links to the ticket info and buy your ticket now! THESES SHOWS WILL SELL OUT!
Dates and ticket info below
Feb 2nd and 3rd The Spanish Club Melbourne.
Tickets: www.webtickets.com.au
Feb 10th The Gaelic Club, Surry Hills. Sydney.
Tickets: www.moshtix.com.au
Feb 24th The Columbian Bar, Brisbane.
Tickets: www.etix.oztix.com.au
Tell all your debaucherous, dandies and darling deviants they must be there dressed to the decadant 9's!
Pass this rumour on!
SUGARTIME SENDS LOVE TO YOU ALL!
SEE YOU IN THE EMERALD CITY...BECOME A MEMBER OF THE MOST NOTORIOUS CLUB...
THE ABSINTH CLUB.
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