Let's get serious for a minute.
In light of the recent sale of a cornflake in the shape of Illinois, I have decided that it's time to part with my treasures. I wanted to let my friends have the first opportunity to bid on these wonderful items before I posted them on E-Bay. Consider yourselves privileged, and please try not to flood my inbox.
First, there is the cracker in the shape of a fish. Definitely difficult to let go of.
Then, there is the Fruit Loop in the shape of a donut. I'm gonna shed a tear when I let this one go.
I'm sure you all realize now how lucky you are. I will give you a couple of days before I post to E-Bay, although, I'm sure I won't need to...