Dagon is in love avec un lapin français.
A Hot Little French Rabbit
Dagon Wishes He Knew How To Steal Bandwidth
Dagon is convinced that if he couldn't understand the meandering drivel of pop-stars, he might not want to shove broken glass shards down their throats everytime they spoke. Alizée sounds rather reminiscent of Dagon's favorite piece of nostalgia, Ace of Base, but doesn't make the mistake of singing in a language Dagon can despise her for. Yes, you probably have the brain of a sponge, Alizée, but you sound like an angel speaking in tongues. And since Dagon can't understand tongues, he'll just pretend that you are not an idiot.
(video)
http://shermix.free.fr/videos.php?id=alizee
http://www.moi-alizee.com/ALIZEE_AMELIEMADIT2.mpg
http://www.moi-alizee.com/video/l_alizee_b.mov
http://www.moi-alizee.com/video/jaipas20ans_h.mov
http://www.moi-alizee.com/video/jenaimarre_h.mov
(mp3)
http://www.geocities.com/alizeeupload/gourmandises.mp3
http://www.geocities.com/alizeeupload/l_alizee.mp3
So put on your eye-patch, surf around the interweb, and complain of glaucoma if the RIAA tries to board. Here is a list of some other songs you shouldn't pay $0.99 for, but you should have anyway. Please post links to other foreign music here, as Dagon is quite fond of it. And please don't post Rammstein.
Afrob: Reimemonster
Ladybug Transistor: Puis-Je
Rufus Wainwright: Le Roi D'ys
Rufus Wainwright: Complainte De La Butte
Serge Gainsbourg: Requiem Pour Un Con
Stereolab: Lo Boob Oscillator
Tom Waits: Kommienezuspadt
Wyclef Jean: Sang Fezi
Nena: 99 Luftballons
The Streets: Don't Mug Yourself
Dagon Akujin... Les femmes françaises sont belles mais elles sentent répugnantes.
P.S. If you post Enrique Inglesias Dagon will punch you in the retina.