Oh dear gods
I go to the bar at 11, expecting a burger and a drink. A woman who works there but is not on shift picks me up , invites herself back to my place. Once we get to my place, she goes on a spiel about how she wants to fuck me, but wants to know there is something between us. I tell her i have known her less than 3 hours; there's no way i could guarantee that. Let's just not have sex. She is welcome in my home and in my bed, but let's not do anything she might regret in the morning. I put on pajamas to make sure mothing could happen she doesn't want. She says no, take them off, she wants to have sex with me...without a condom. Hell the fuck no. I'm doing this like south park: condom on, under boxers, under pajama bottoms... Recording everything with my phone just in case. No fucking crazy for me tonight, thank you very much. She asked me to set her an alarm for 8am. I've got an alarm set for 7:30. Time to go back to my room, sleep for 3 more hours, and then kick this legal hazard out the door.
Marking this entry public, because I worry I'm going to need this record later.
Marking this entry public, because I worry I'm going to need this record later.