"Everybody has a lil' bit of dick in them!"
Ok, so Adam, Laura & I went to this restaurant called, "Marche Movepick" or something like that. It was like an outdoor bistro, only indoors. It was weird. Laura hated hated HATED it, but I'm sure she has a new appreciation for it in comparison to the other place we went to tonight.
Since Laura didn't want to eat at Marche Movepick, we decided to try, "Dick's Last Resort," a restaurant on Huntington Avenue. Well, if Laura hated Marche Movepick because of its, "weirdness," then she LOATHED Dick's! When we got in there, we noticed right away that it was more of a bar than a restaurant. Regardless, we decided to try it. Adam reassured Laura, "this is kinda normal." Oh how wrong he was...
We sat down, and our waitress came by and practically threw our menus at us. When she took our drink orders, she made some sort of rude comment about how I ordered a water as opposed to a soft drink like Laura and Adam did. Then, she randomly made me wear a paper dunce cap with the words, "Cheap + Easy," on them. I knew I shouldn't have told her that it was our first time there. But no, the fun didn't stop there! Adam also received a dunce cap, but his said, "Well Hung!" Laura was last to receive one. Hers said, "I Have To Fart." Here's a picture of Adam's and my hat for all to enjoy:
So ya, even though our waitress was extremely rude, we all caught on that it was part of Dick's charm. As we were leaving the restaurant, I noticed their slogan painted to the door frame: "Everybody has a lil' bit of dick in them!" I had the best night :-D
Since Laura didn't want to eat at Marche Movepick, we decided to try, "Dick's Last Resort," a restaurant on Huntington Avenue. Well, if Laura hated Marche Movepick because of its, "weirdness," then she LOATHED Dick's! When we got in there, we noticed right away that it was more of a bar than a restaurant. Regardless, we decided to try it. Adam reassured Laura, "this is kinda normal." Oh how wrong he was...
We sat down, and our waitress came by and practically threw our menus at us. When she took our drink orders, she made some sort of rude comment about how I ordered a water as opposed to a soft drink like Laura and Adam did. Then, she randomly made me wear a paper dunce cap with the words, "Cheap + Easy," on them. I knew I shouldn't have told her that it was our first time there. But no, the fun didn't stop there! Adam also received a dunce cap, but his said, "Well Hung!" Laura was last to receive one. Hers said, "I Have To Fart." Here's a picture of Adam's and my hat for all to enjoy:
So ya, even though our waitress was extremely rude, we all caught on that it was part of Dick's charm. As we were leaving the restaurant, I noticed their slogan painted to the door frame: "Everybody has a lil' bit of dick in them!" I had the best night :-D