Dagmas Morning!
In which I doubt any of you will find a Dagard under your tree. But if you do, I suggest doubling the booze in the eggnog, and leaving it by His head.
There was a previous post here, a riff on "'Twas the Night Before Christmas", but I lost it about 1/4 the way through (seriously, that's a surprisingly long fucking poem, when you're trying to ape it, AND keep things at least somewhat rhyming).
So, instead, my Chrismahanukwanzakah wish for you:
May you have everything you need. May you get some of the things you want. Most importantly, may you be able to tell the difference.
Me, I'm hiding in the cave. There's harpies about, and I'm running low on ammunition. Fucking QFC, closing at 6 fucking PM.
Srsly tho.
I have everything I need: Food. Boozahol. A roof over my head for the moment. Presumably a job when I go back monday.
Do I have everything I want? Well, no. I do have a nice shiny laptop tho, so that's something. And it may have to be enough. I'm.... mostly ok with that.
Plus, I have you bastiges. So, happy Chrismahanukwanzakah. Now go get Daddy a beer.
There was a previous post here, a riff on "'Twas the Night Before Christmas", but I lost it about 1/4 the way through (seriously, that's a surprisingly long fucking poem, when you're trying to ape it, AND keep things at least somewhat rhyming).
So, instead, my Chrismahanukwanzakah wish for you:
May you have everything you need. May you get some of the things you want. Most importantly, may you be able to tell the difference.
Me, I'm hiding in the cave. There's harpies about, and I'm running low on ammunition. Fucking QFC, closing at 6 fucking PM.
Srsly tho.
I have everything I need: Food. Boozahol. A roof over my head for the moment. Presumably a job when I go back monday.
Do I have everything I want? Well, no. I do have a nice shiny laptop tho, so that's something. And it may have to be enough. I'm.... mostly ok with that.
Plus, I have you bastiges. So, happy Chrismahanukwanzakah. Now go get Daddy a beer.