this is a rant..... a bitch rant.....
i just want to see her EAT IT. just EAT IT. face-plant with humiliation galore.
cause then i can mock her and laugh at her for thinking she was "so damn hot" and doing things "so damn risky" when if fact she's annoying, frustrating, stupid, and vain.
she gets me all worked up. her lifestyle, her blogs, her terrible grammer, her stupid "i want to go lock myself in a room and paint all day while drinking white wine (MY FAVVVVV)" and her stupid "i LOVE snowboarding" when really it should be "i LOVE snowboarding even though i've only gone down a hill twice and SUCKED IT HARD both times.... but whatever... i LOVE snowboarding cause all the HOT guys snowboard ahhh!!!!!! =D =D =D" *shoots her in the FACE with cow dung*
i've nevered harboured so much hate and angst towards one human being..... i can't stand her.... her stupid "my friends called me a jock today, i am NOT a jock. i've never been to a football game before, and i like the color pink. plus.. i have bigger boobs than all of my friends so i am the girliest out of them all. i am NOT a jock... ew" shit.
and her stupid "i want to go to places like NYU and stuff but i could never attend.. too many asian people... like i can't stand asian people..." ONE) YOU ARE KOREAN... SO GET OVER IT TWO) YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE ASIAN PEOPLE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO... COLLEGES HAVE THOUSANDS OF STUDENTS I'M SURE THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE OUT THERE ON THE PLANET WHO CAN STAND YOUR VULGARITY... WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DOUCHE-FACE?
and the fact that she's all "i want to be cool. so cool that i'll forget trying to GAIN A SOUL and be the biggest poser in the world"
YOU CAN'T PLAY THE DAMN DRUMS! YOU CAN'T SNOWBOARD, AND YOUR TERRIBLE GRAMMER AND STUPID REASONS FOR LIVING MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE WITH TRANQUILIZERS AND HAVE NATIVIES SPEAR ME IN THE HEART MULTIPLE TIMES!
don't think me a bitch. honestly.... if you knew her and all the CRAP she puts people through, and all the CRAP that she basically is.....you'd probably want to lock her up in a containment box and drop a hydrogen bomb on her as well.
>=(
cause then i can mock her and laugh at her for thinking she was "so damn hot" and doing things "so damn risky" when if fact she's annoying, frustrating, stupid, and vain.
she gets me all worked up. her lifestyle, her blogs, her terrible grammer, her stupid "i want to go lock myself in a room and paint all day while drinking white wine (MY FAVVVVV)" and her stupid "i LOVE snowboarding" when really it should be "i LOVE snowboarding even though i've only gone down a hill twice and SUCKED IT HARD both times.... but whatever... i LOVE snowboarding cause all the HOT guys snowboard ahhh!!!!!! =D =D =D" *shoots her in the FACE with cow dung*
i've nevered harboured so much hate and angst towards one human being..... i can't stand her.... her stupid "my friends called me a jock today, i am NOT a jock. i've never been to a football game before, and i like the color pink. plus.. i have bigger boobs than all of my friends so i am the girliest out of them all. i am NOT a jock... ew" shit.
and her stupid "i want to go to places like NYU and stuff but i could never attend.. too many asian people... like i can't stand asian people..." ONE) YOU ARE KOREAN... SO GET OVER IT TWO) YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE ASIAN PEOPLE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO... COLLEGES HAVE THOUSANDS OF STUDENTS I'M SURE THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE OUT THERE ON THE PLANET WHO CAN STAND YOUR VULGARITY... WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DOUCHE-FACE?
and the fact that she's all "i want to be cool. so cool that i'll forget trying to GAIN A SOUL and be the biggest poser in the world"
YOU CAN'T PLAY THE DAMN DRUMS! YOU CAN'T SNOWBOARD, AND YOUR TERRIBLE GRAMMER AND STUPID REASONS FOR LIVING MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE WITH TRANQUILIZERS AND HAVE NATIVIES SPEAR ME IN THE HEART MULTIPLE TIMES!
don't think me a bitch. honestly.... if you knew her and all the CRAP she puts people through, and all the CRAP that she basically is.....you'd probably want to lock her up in a containment box and drop a hydrogen bomb on her as well.
>=(